By B - 4-27-05
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1PeedWillie:  I guess our era of success is over, guys.  The Pirates haven't been in a World Series in 26 years.
DaveParkerCantLose:  What're we gonna do about it, pops?
1PeedWillie:  The only thing we can do, Dave.  Bring in young talent and try to build up from there.
DaveParkerCantLose:  Like who?
PirateCaribbeanCool:  When you marooned me on that god forsaken team, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!!
pena_colada:  AAAAAH PUH-PUH-PUH PIIIIIRATEEEEEE
DaveParkerCantLose:  My gold... MISSING!  Willie how could you!!
1PeedWillie:  ooooooh!!!!