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Me: Every year we get clobbered by
the Dodgers. But this year it's payback time! We've got a secret weapon:
THURMAN MILLER. The best little league player of all! |
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McGee: I don't know if you're
making the right decision! I think you should look to the Bible. |
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Me: But...but why, McGee? |
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McGee: You're committing the sin of
pride. And the Lord sayeth, |

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Jesus: The pride of your heart has
deceived you,
you who live in the clefts of the rock,
whose dwelling is high,
who say in your heart,
"Who will bring me down to the ground?"
Though you soar aloft like the eagle,
though your nest is set among the stars,
thence I will bring you down, says the Lord. |
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McGee: Do
you see? The pride of your heart is what made you think you needed Thurman Miller on
your team...when really all you need is yourself! And JESUS! |
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Me: Aw
shucks, thanks McGee! |
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orel_B: Hey guys, what's going on in this chatroom? |