The Dugout
By Nick - 12-14-06
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TheoElDio: That's ridiculous. Absolutely not.
BorasStone: Why that's fodder! Straight fodder!
TheoElDio: Jason Varitek is already the captain of the Red Sox.
BorasStone: That pretty boy? He's no good he's got a weak jaw line. You need someone who understands what it takes to be an emperor.
TheoElDio: He doesn't speak English.
BorasStone: Sure he does! Hey, Short Round, serve this man some humble pie!
DiceK: adigato missa rowbato
BorasStone: Bully! See that? Kid's smarter than me! Give 'em once more!
DiceK: davee ohteez es big brack man!
TheoElDio: Out of the question. Listen, this deadline is very quickly approaching and you don't seem to understand what a counter offer is so I'm going to just up our initial offer. 52 mil for 6 years.
BorasStone: Top notch! Let's break out the quils and holler Japan on the telegraph.
TheoElDio: /blows smoke from fingers as if they were recently engaged firearms
BorasStone: On one condition.
TheoElDio: Oh good I love these.
BorasStone: You let my boy here drop the puck at tonight's Bruins game. He's a huge fan.
TheoElDio: Of the Bruins? But they suck.
DiceK: Hai!
BorasStone: Yeah he's got this weird thing for terrible teams. Oh, and by the way, he doesn't know your squadron won the big one in 2004 so keep it under your cap.
