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BeaneBall: Glad you could make it, Barry. Please, sit. |
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LicenseToPills: cant my kneesll straight up bust |
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BeaneBall: Alright, well it's certainly obvious by now that the Athletics are very interested in signing you. In fact all things considered it seems to be what's best. |
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LicenseToPills: what |
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BeaneBall: Well think about it. You'd still be in California. |
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LicenseToPills: california knows how to party |
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BeaneBall: You wouldn't have to play outfield anymore. |
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LicenseToPills: city of compton |
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LicenseToPills: wait what the fuck you just say |
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BeaneBall: We've got designated hitters here in the American League. You'd never have to play defense again. |
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LicenseToPills: thats some shit |
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BeaneBall: And just think of the long line of historical greats you'd be joining:
Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire, Jason Giambi |
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LicenseToPills: well gaddamn those guys are my poker buddies |
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GiantsFans: Don't do it Barry! We've stuck with you through thick and thin. Day in and day out we are consciously aware that you are cheating your way to the biggest record in sports, yet we cheer for you and defend you against a myriad of opponents. |
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LicenseToPills: yall also a bunch a white honkies just tryin to hold another brother down so why dont you go make like a corked bat and bust |
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LicenseToPills: give me that shit im signing |
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BeaneBall: Great!
/hands forms |
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LicenseToPills: wait whats this number here |
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BeaneBall: That's what you'll be making. I understand it's somewhat modest, but we're on a strict budget and quite frankly you might be in jail before the season starts. |
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LicenseToPills: pfffftt hahaha peace |
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BeaneBall: That man would have made a hell of an Athletic. He represents everything I believe in; homeruns, not stealing bases, and poor defense. |
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BeaneBall: I...I think I'm in love. |
