The Dugout
By Nick - 11-02-06
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**Online Host** Welcome to GM Chat!

omar_goodness: My phone's going to run out of battery life soon. Do you think it'll be long before they let us know?
ILOVECASHMAN: It should be any minute. It's a rule or something.
omar_goodness: Hey it's on espn.com. It says the Red Sox won top bid.
ILOVECASHMAN: Ahhhh damnit. Well it looks like they bid 51 mil, which is like 25 million more than I offered. What'd you stick out there?
omar_goodness: 18 million. Sounds like they overshot big time. Think they're just trying to keep you guys from getting him?
ILOVECASHMAN: I don't know which I'd prefer, really. If they sign him they're likely in the hole like 65 million, but then again this guy could be the real deal. I'm just glad something is taking up Theo's time so I can get some one-on-one business done around here.
omar_goodness: Actually it says here that he's also been having serious talks with JD Drew recently.
ILOVECASHMAN: What? I don't see that anywhere.
omar_goodness: It's on ESPN Insider. You're not in?
ILOVECASHMAN: No need to. I don't read the articles I just skim over the titles on the main page.
omar_goodness: Oh. Well they're reporting that the Red Sox are going to be offering him Johnny Damon money. This is ridiculous I don't even know where they're going to find this surplus.
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TheoElDio: Afternoon, ladies.
ILOVECASHMAN: Well well, if it isn't Mr. Big Shot. Think you can just push us around with your wads of cash huh?
omar_goodness: Yeah, like you're even being a quality GM. All you did was throw down more cash than anyone else was willing to to lock up what might be a great pitcher. How can you invest so much into a question mark? (pun intended)
TheoElDio: Fellas, fellas. It's called identifying needs and adapting to a slim market. I realize that without starting pitchers the Red Sox are not going to make the postseason. I'm forced to overspend and considering the plans I have for this club for the next 5-10 years I found it profitable to make a bid that ensures my gaining talks with a talented pitcher with ace stature. I don't have to even keep this guy you know.
omar_goodness: How can you? His pricetag just bankrupted a lot of teams.
ILOVECASHMAN: Those poor, poor teams. They have no shot against this rampant beast.
TheoElDio: I traded Nomar I've got stones goddamnit. Stop questioning me.
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omar_goodness: Jeez, I think he's actually going to sign him.
ILOVECASHMAN: Oh no I hope not. If he was talking about markets and planning for the future and stuff I think he knows too much. That leaves us only one option.
ILOVECASHMAN: We must kill Theo Epstein.
omar_goodness: I'm not doing that. And neither are you.
ILOVECASHMAN: We must kidnap Daisuke Matsuzaka.
omar_goodness: Alright. I'll go pack Pedro.