The Dugout
By Nick - 10-17-06
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HendryHuggins: So which one of you guys is better?

PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: Me.
HendryHuggins: Alright, good enough for me. Want to go grab a drink?
PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: Sure!
girardi_and_cola: Now wait a minute. You haven't let me say one word since I showed up. I had to connect 4 flights to be here. I think you at least owe me the time to make my argument.
HendryHuggins: Alright, Baseball Bob. You think you should be coach? Why were you fired off of The Marlins!
girardi_and_cola: Because my boss was a jackass.
HendryHuggins: Well now! Is that how you talk about all your bosses? Doesn't seem too professional to me, does it Lou?
PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: No, sir! Not one bit!
girardi_and_cola: Well what about what I accomplished this year? My team had the lowest payroll in baseball by twenty million dollars. That's more than we even spent, yet we were in contention for the playoffs almost all season.
HendryHuggins: Yeah! And then what?
PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: Phhht heh haaaa!
girardi_and_cola: This is ridiculous. The guy you're going to hire is a complete mental case. He fights his players. On more than one occasion he has embarrassed himself on the field. He advocates throwing at batters' heads. He's a poor example to set before a team and I really must question your intentions here.
PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: Wait, so I got the job?
HendryHuggins: I guess so. Where are those drinks I need to get wrecked!
PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: Yeah! Give me three fingers of Pabst!
girardi_and_cola: I'll just let myself out, then.
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: Jim, I have a feeling me and you are going to get along juuuussstt fine.
HendryHuggins: Hope you like losin'!
PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: Do I!?