The Dugout
By Nick - 10-12-06
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Machavelli: This is big, Dan. We're down 2-0 in the series. We need a win out of you. These aren't the Yankees we're playing here we can't expect to come back from a 3-0 hole.
HarenMySoup: damn kid why do you always gotta do this? all youre doing is putting pressure on me. you think im gonna pitch a playoff game and not try my ass off? shit get back son.
Machavelli: You want pressure? Try living in an autoclave for a week.
HarenMySoup: you're some kind of fucked old man.
Machavelli: Enough! I'm in charge here and I say sink or swim. You're on your last dollar. Got it?
HarenMySoup: no could you please put that in the form of another 1950's catchphrase?
CuYoung: Hey Ken have you seen these numbers Rich Harden put up on Monday?
Machavelli: What do you mean? We didn't even have a game on Monday.
CuYoung: Actually I sent him to an instructional league game in Arizona to keep his arm loose. I think you should reconsider having him pitch in this series, especially when we know we're going to be behind in the series.
Machavelli: Well, how bad was it?
CuYoung: 5 runs in 3 1/3.
Machavelli: Sweet tiramisu are you serious, Rich?
RagingHarden: Uh huh
Machavelli: What, did you hurt yourself again or something?
RagingHarden: Uh uh
HarenMySoup: you know the difference between me and you rich?
RagingHarden: Uh uh
HarenMySoup: youve got d in you.
HarenMySoup: deeeeez nuts hahaha.
Machavelli: Heyyyy you know what? I actually think these numbers are pretty good!
RagingHarden: Huh?
Machavelli: Sure! You know what? You're starting tomorrow, Rich. Make sure you're at the field on time to stretch out.
HarenMySoup: you cant be serious kid. this guys shits weak. shit is weak.
Machavelli: Yeah, well he seems to know how to keep his mouth shut which is a hell of a lot more than I can say for you.