The Dugout
By Nick - 10-5-06
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Misnomar: Finally! Back on the big stage. Man I missed this.

NomarsQuad: /gurgle
Misnomar: Shhh! Not now! I need this.
BigTroubleInLittleGrady: Who're you talking to?
Misnomar: Oh! Uh..I was just...praying! Yeah I was just telling God to make us win is all.
BigTroubleInLittleGrady: Good, good. You feeling alright for the game?
Misnomar: Yes sir! Definitely. I've been looking forward to this series ever since we clinched our playoff spot. I live for this kind of competition.
BigTroubleInLittleGrady: Great, because we need 110 from you today. Going down 0-2 in the series is not a good thing, I'm hearing, so we're trying to do the opposite, which is going up 2-0, which will require some trickery on your part. Are you good with computers?
Misnomar: Well I'm no Steve Jobs but
NomarsQuad: rraaaoooowwwrrr
BigTroubleInLittleGrady: What was that?
Misnomar: Oh that? That must be that damn radiator acting up again. Heh, those crazy things always..making...noises.
BigTroubleInLittleGrady: I always thought those things made more of a "hisss" sound, but whatever you're up.
  **Online Host** Misnomar has stepped into the batter's box
Misnomar: Ok, relax. There's no reason to think that I'm going to get injured right now. Sure it's been 15 games since I missed a game due to an injury, but maybe I'm just getting tougher.
Misnomar: /taps infield grounder
Misnomar: /runs
NomarsQuad: crr
Misnomar: Oh god please
NomarsQuad: crrrrrrrrr
Misnomar: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
NomarsQuad: /rip rip rip
Misnomar:

/collapses, lays motionless in dirt
BigTroubleInLittleGrady: Was that his quad or his groin?
KentHardlyWait: I think it was his quad.
BigTroubleInLittleGrady: Pay up, kid.
SmokeSomeGagne: Double or nothing he breaks his wrist on the way back over here.