The Dugout
By Nick - 9-24-06
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**Online Host** You have entered Oriole Park Chat!
JayGibbonsOnlyFan: and i totally saw that movie before and like i didn't even remember it isn't that weird does that ever happen to you?
ChinesePhonebook: Uh yeah, sure I guess.
JayGibbonsOnlyFan: god are you evening listening to me? you've got a personality problem.
ChinesePhonebook: I'm sorry, Mrs. Gibbons, but I'm trying to watch the game. The team was nice enough to hook me up with this killer seat right behind home plate and I feel like making good use out of it.
JayGibbonsOnlyFan: pssshh this game is o-v-a ova buddy. it's the 9th inning and the Orioles are down by 3. hey isn't this around the time when you come into the game and let up some insurance runs?
ChinesePhonebook: I already pitched today. I got an out!
JayGibbonsOnlyFan: why're you sitting in the wives section then?
ChinesePhonebook: It gets pretty akward in there sometimes. I can't even make eye contact with any of the other pitchers.
JayGibbonsOnlyFan: ooo quiet quiet jay's up!
come on baby hit one for mama!
RollAJay: /whiff
JayGibbonsOnlyFan: well that sucked. so as i was saying this movie was so good and then the hot guy in it got killed and like ruined the whole thing
RollAJay: /fouls pitch back
JayGibbonsOnlyFan: and I was like "hellloooo this is supposed to be a
**OnlineHost** JayGibbonsOnlyFan has been smacked by a foul ball
JayGibbonsOnlyFan: guhhhhhh
/collapses in aisle
ChinesePhonebook: Oh my god that is awesome!
ManCop: Alright, let's go Wilfredo Canseco. We don't tolerate you tough guys anymore.
RollAJay: Come on! It's like playing Russian roulette out there! I mean, if you're completely unaware that a baseball game is being played and that baseball involves hitting a baseball.
ManCop: Wait you were playing baseball? I thought you guys were just playing an extensive game of grabass.
