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Trevorsty: ahhhhh i've been waiting for this all day... |
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**Online Host** Trevorsty is flicking an inverted syringe |
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TheSmith: Stop, Trevor! |
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Trevorsty: huh?! who's there? who are you? what do you want? |
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TheSmith: It is I, Lee Smith, all-time leader in saves! |
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Trevorsty: woooaa |
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Trevorsty: wait isn't that me? |
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TheSmith: Not if you continue your abusive ways! You're one save away from baseball immortality, yet you will never get there if you do not heed this advice. |
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Trevorsty: i'm one save away man. what could happen? |
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TheSmith: I have seen your future and it is grim. Come with me. |
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Trevorsty: shit I don't know but ok |
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**Online Host** A bright light engulfs the room |
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**Online Host** Welcome to The Chat Room Of The Future! |
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Trevorsty: woowww that was good drugs |
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Trevorsty: hey that's me |
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Trevorsty: oooaaag |
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Trevorsty: /vomits thick foamy liquid |
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Trevorsty: /collapses |
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Trevorsty: wait! no! it can't....it can't be! |
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**Online Host** Darkness covers the room |
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**Online Host** Welcome to Present Day Chat! |
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**Online Host** Trevorsty is tossing wildy in sleep |
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Trevorsty: ungh....no....no....NO! |
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Trevorsty: oh. it was all just a dream. |
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Trevorsty: /eyes full syringe in hand |
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Trevorsty: /smashes syringe |
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Trevorsty: i think i wanted to do that |
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TheSmith: /wink |
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Trevorsty: damn that shit's trippy |
