The Dugout
By Nick - 9-5-06
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: shit son i know that thing gotta be round here somewhere
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: if i was a crackpipe where would my ass be
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yo mark you seen mvpiece around
the_song_remains_the_Thames: No, afraid not. I'm not going to tell you what to do with your life, Dmitri, but you really should be smarter than smoking crack in the clubhouse.
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: son i aint smoked crack in days i jus need a make sure power like that dont end up in the wrong hands ya hurd
the_song_remains_the_Thames: You mean you don't want coach to find it because he said he'll call the cops if he sees you doing drugs here again?
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: f'real
  **Online Host** From afar GotMeOnMyKnees has loudly cursed SteakGrowsOnDmitri's name
the_song_remains_the_Thames: You were smoking crack in his office? Were you actually looking to get caught?
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: man i was smokin crack you really think i know what d'fuck was goin down
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i betta go smoov things o'er wit cap
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GotMeOnMyKnees: !!!! That's it, pal. Get your shit and leave. I don't have time for this.
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ho on now sir dat aint mine
GotMeOnMyKnees: There's an encsription on here that reads "dmitri fu><ed ur momz". Get out before I have you arrested.
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aight s'mine but im through wit dat shit coach
GetMeOnMyKnees: Why should I believe you, Dmitri? You're a habitual liar. You're a drug addict. You're a nobody and worst of all nobody gives a damn about you. Just quit now before you get too emotionally attached to anything around you.
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ask mark out there i was jus tellin him how i aint bout t'mess my shit up again
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: get yo nasty ass outa here

/draws pistol

GotMeOnMyKnees: This is serious, Dmitri. You have a problem. Killing Marcus is only going to seal the deal. You kill him and then what, kill me? A double homicide on top of possession charges will put you away for good. Take a step back and think this through.

Is that really what you want?
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i want this punk ass bitch t'get the fuck out my bidness an i know just how ima get that shit done
  **Online Host** A gunshot echoes throughout The Dugout
the_song_remains_the_Thames: Sir! You shot him!
GotMeOnMyKnees: It was him or us, Marcus.
the_song_remains_the_Thames: But where did you get a gun so fast?
GotMeOnMyKnees: Ugueth Urbina forgot to clean out his locker.