The Dugout

By Nick
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CabreraNoIII: i miss aj
LowellAndBehold: Yeah man wtf. I didn't know he hated the office and coaching that much then BAM off he goes.
CardListings: Yeah, I feel terrible about what happened with AJ, too, but we'll just have to move on without him. Hell, I wouldn't trade the relationship I have with you guys for anything in the world.
fLORIdA: Hmm trade eh?
**Online Host** LowellAndBehold and CardListings have been offered to the Red Sox
CardListings: WHOA WHOA WHOA Wait a second I don't want to go to Boston I heard that if you K at home they burn your house down.
MotaBoat: sux 4 u bud
**Online Host** The Red Sox demand tribute for their patience
fLORIdA: phhht have it your way
**Online Host** LowellAndBehold, CardListings, and MotaBoat have been traded to the Red Sox for a novelty "Pahk de cah in Hahvad Yahd" bumper sticker
fLORIdA: Hilarious.
Delgatit: What the hell do you think you're doing? You just traded away a World Series MVP and, well, two other guys for a hill of beans!
  **Online Host** Delgatit has been thrown from a helicopter into the Atlantic Ocean
fLORIdA: Cash your check now, loudmouth. Mwahahahahaaaaaa.
MeTrain: brotha you been grubbin foul ass play since the dawn a the day im bout to drop barels like donk kong
fLORIdA: I like you. You stay.
MeTrain: you trade the train an you trade ya brain
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