The Dugout

By Nick
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TheConstantGarner: Great job, boys. We finally did it.

We beat the American League.
beltran_away: It feels great. We've been through a rough stretch, but it's all worth it just to get those bastards once.
Soriano4_2004: You played in the American League for longer than you've played in the National League. Do you really have zero allegiance?
beltran_away: Hey I have plenty of loyalty. I got a tattoo that says "Baseball" on my right arm. It's not like I'm going to go play in the NFL now or something I'd look like an idiot.
TheConstantGarner: Fellas fellas why fuss during a time of celebration?
beltran_away: I think he's mad that I'm a better All-Star than him. It's ok, buddy. A lot of people get hosed by Vernon Wells and tossed to the curb by Pudge.
Soriano4_2004: Thems sound like fightin' woids.
beltran_away: C'meah you.
  **Online Host** Soriano4_2004 and beltran_away are hitting each other with various carpentry tools.
TheConstantGarner: Forget it. Ooo! I know who wants to celebrate! Trevor Hoffman you sly talkin' sonuvagun you better
TheConstantGarner: /blink
TheConstantGarner: Where is Trevor?
Trevorsty: so...dirty...so very.....dirty
BowLegged: OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE DOING
Trevorsty: Ha. Ha hoo ha HA. ha HAHAHA.
Trevorsty: /comes to set position
TheConstantGarner: Trevor! No! Don't do it! Don't do it! I know you've got a lot of problems but God Trevor don't do it!
Andraeiouandsometimesyw: /faints
Trevorsty: YOU COULD HAVE ALL BEEN HAPPY. HAPPY LIKE ME.
TheConstantGarner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Trevorsty: /pitches
MikeFun: /cranks triple
  **Online Host** The American League has locked its 10th straight victory over the National League
TheConstantGarner: Ah who cares we've got Barry Bonds anyway.
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