The Dugout

By Nick
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*Online Host* Welcome to PadresTrainingCamp
OutaThePark: ally-oop!

/pitch
son_of_jor-el: /swing
  **Online Host** son_of_jor-el has taken OutaThePark yard
son_of_jor-el: /trots bases
OutaThePark: babay babay when ya feel so good babay
Bochy_Ball: God damnit, Chan!
OutaThePark: wha? i jus havin good time man.
Bochy_Ball: That's the 4th homerun you've let up in 7 at-bats! This is unacceptable. You're going to the bullpen.
OutaThePark: Buh coach! I work ree hahd on pitch pacement an vewocity!
Bochy_Ball: Can it, south side. You'll be lucky to see 40 innings where you're going.

/punt
  **Online Host** Welcome to PadresBullpenChat!
OutaThePark: whoa babay. i neva seen nothin like this befow.
HumanClay: /sharpens knife on rock

Hey! Who's this guy?!
Scott<p><hr><p> : I don't know, but I don't like his face. Let's get him.
OutaThePark: Ah! My skin is so vedy fwagile!
  **Online Host** OutaThePark has been torn limb from limb
HumanClay: Where were we? Oh yeah, you're turn, Trevor.
Trevorsty:

/shoots heroin between toes
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