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*Online Host* Welcome to MetsTrainingCamp! |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: This time of year always makes me feel so alive! The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping, and the general public is greatly overemphasizing the modest acquisitions we've made. |
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Vote4Pedro: This is why I love it here. The media only pays attention to us when we're still in contention, and then when fatigue and disinterest settle in they flock to the Yankees. Boston should think about buying the Pirates. |
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omar_goodness: Hey all I know is that when I'm making moves the town loves me and then when these bums underperform I never get blamed. The system works if you ask me. |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: With so many healthy pitchers hanging around I almost feel like I'm coaching the Braves. You getting ready for your opening game start, Petey? |
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Vote4Pedro: Ah, the thing is boss is uh this toe I got. It's uh my pushing toe so I can't really push till you know uh when it's better. |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Uh, your toe? |
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Vote4Pedro: Yeah, it's pretty hurt. |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: You're a pitcher. The last time I checked there wasn't a whole lot...forget it. Tommy Boy, you getting excited for your opening day start? |
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TheGLAVINATOR: Wait what? I thought you got Pedro so I wouldn't have to play ace of this dump. |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Ha! You kiddin'? You're my boy, Tommy. Tommmaayyy. |
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TheGLAVINATOR: You made fun of my wife at the office picnic last year. My son cried. |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: I can't believe I have to do this. Alright, lead him this way. |
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*Online Host* LimaBeans has been coerced into the chat room by two men in uniform. |
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LimaBeans: HEY ES MY DANCIN FREN
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Jose, I need you to pitch on opening day. THIS PACK OF COWARDS won't man up and I know that you don't give a shit when a team takes you yard 5 consecutive times. Just make sure you don't get hurt. |
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LimaBeans: HEY THANK SGAIN FOR MY HAT I JUST DON FEEL AT GROOVE WITHOUT A HAT ON |
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omar_goodness: Yep. Totally not pinning this one on me, boys. |
