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The Dugout By Nick Click pictures for player info. |
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OrtizItThisOne: So why aren't you playing in the World Baseball Classic? |
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LicenseToPills: my main goal every year is to bring a world series title back to san francisco |
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LicenseToPills: playin in a fake league with fake players for fake trophies is not worth the risk of injuring myself. |
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OrtizItThisOne: Well, you don't seem to run much in the outfield. And, come to think of it, you really don't leave the batter's box unless it's to trot around the bases after a tater. I'd say your body wouldn't undergo very much torment. |
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LicenseToPills: you see, my knee is composed of very soft, crystalline substances. |
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OrtizItThisOne: Oh. |
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LicenseToPills: even the slowest tater trot possible could end my chances of breaking henry a.......bringing home the big one for san fran. |
| *Online Host* tatertrot has entered the chat room on a zamboni. | |
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tatertrot: YEE HAW! This one's for the SAWKS! /drives |
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LicenseToPills: what the hell is this guy doing? |
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OrtizItThisOne: The only player on my team that I talk to anymore is HOLY MOTHER A GOD LOOK OUT!!!!!!!! |
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tatertrot: YAAA HOOOOOOO /runs over crystalline kneecap |
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LicenseToPills: Why!? Whyyyyyy!?! |
