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Bailiff: All rise for the honorable Judge Joe Brown. |
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HereComeTheJudge: Order, order. We will now begin with the opening arguments for The City of Anaheim vs. The Los Angelos Angels of |
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HereComeTheJudge: The Angels of |
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HereComeTheJudge: The Anaheim California of |
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HereComeTheJudge: Screw it, you're now called "The West Coast Alphabets". Case dismissed.
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**Online Host** HereComeTheJudge has found in favor of the prosecution. The defendant will pay an amount of $100,000,000 in full. |
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HereComeTheJudge: What's our next case, Bailiff? |
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Bailiff: Chone Figgins vs. His First Name |
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chpwned: I believe it to be pronounced "Michael". |