PutUpYourDukes: so i told that boney ol bastid to cup my balls i aint payin 10 bucks to see ben stiller yuck like a piece a shit when theres yard stompin going on two theaters away |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: like i give a shit about ya dumb day quit bogatin that el son |
| PutUpYourDukes: my bad man /passes spliff |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: tellin ya man if ya knew howta pass dutchies like ya knew howta talk like a fag youd be my bro |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: shit son ya know ya smoke these fuckin things not give em blowjobs right /dries blunt off on sleeve |
| PutUpYourDukes: get off my dick man without me youd still be scratching res out ya homemade bong | |
| PutUpYourDukes: aka a 2 liter sprite bottle with a small hole cut in the side to stick joints in | |
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DudeYerGettingADelmon: shits smoov kid whats ya point |
| PutUpYourDukes: point is respect the man with the stank in his pocket. you aint got shit | |
| **Online Host** A cop is tapping a maglite on the driver's side window | |
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LadyCop: Alright, what's going on here? |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: i aint got shit the man heres got the stank in his pocket |
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LadyCop: Alright, skunkhead, step out of the car and assume the position. |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: yo i can leave right looks like you got this shit unda control |
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LadyCop: You have a gaint doobie hanging out of your mouth. You're not going anywhere. |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: well aw shit looks like the gigs up huh /quick draws from pocket |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: fuckin bam bitch ya fucked with the wrong guy now gimme all ya bling an all ya weed |
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LadyCop: That's not a gun. It's a bag of crack rocks. |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: shit wheres my heat at |
| PutUpYourDukes: you sold it for crack | |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: what the fuck man whyd i do that |
| PutUpYourDukes: you were high on crack | |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: ah fuck it we play fa the fuckin devil rays |
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