Baseball's Boring

By Nick - 9-14-05
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DontMatter2DeJesus: I'm sick of baseball let's go to the arcade or something.
run_elvys_run: YEAH I FOUND SOME LOTS OF QUARTERS IN MY POCKET WE HAVE ENOUGH TO PLAY CHOPPER FIGHTER 9
**Mike Sweeney** Why would you guys want to do that? Baseball is the greatest game ever invented. It has to be 1,000x better than any chopper fighter.
run_elvys_run: YOU NEVER PLAYED CHOPPER FIGHTER 6 THEN THAT GAME MAKE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE
DontMatter2DeJesus: Yeah. Besides, we're 41.5 games out of first place with 20 games left in our season. We could punch-out undefeated and still hold a laughable record.
run_elvys_run: AW MAN THERES HOLE IN MY POCKET
**Mike Sweeney** I've seen a kid in the minors go 0 for his first 50 at bats, tears running through his eye blackening. I saw that kid extend his streak to 0 for 58. I also saw the happiest kid ever to live, who was batting 1 for 59. That's how much this game should mean to each and every one of us who is lucky enough to wear a uniform, be it for a winning team or a losing team.
run_elvys_run: I ONLY FOUND ONE THEM QUARTERS I GUESS WE CAN PLAY THAT CRANE GAME OR SOMETHIN
DontMatter2DeJesus: You're right, Mike, and I'm ashamed. Let's play ball.
run_elvys_run: OR LIKE PACMAN HEY WAIT WHERE YOU GUYS HEADIN?
AffeldtABoob: Don't worry, bud. I'll play a game with you. The winner will get dibs on getting the hell out of here first.