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Phillies Spring Training chatroom. |
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manuel_labor: Gentlemen,
in celebration of St. Patrick's Day, I thought
I'd let you all spend the last half hour of practice getting your
pictures taken with Aaron Rowand's ring finger. |
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LidleHands: aww-roiiiiight! |
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Dastardly_and_Utley: So
can a World Series ring like, cut glass and stuff? |
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MyCareersRowand: not sure.
i got traded here before i could test it out on frank thomas's jaw |
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InTheMidnightHoward: Oh
man that's so awesome. I can't wait until Georgia falls into the
ocean and we actually have a shot at the division. |
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manuel_labor: That sure
would be somethin', but I still think we're en route to a positive
season. I don't know
if it's just these here green hats or h'what, but I'm feeling pretty
lucky right now. |
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manuel_labor: I mean, we've
got the best record in spring training, we just got Bobby back from
the World Baseball Classic, and we're in the last year of our 23rd
consecutive five-year rebuilding plan. |
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LidleHands: yeah, and
i can't wait for the season to start so jimmy can br |
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**OnlineHost** LidleHands has been punched
in the mouth with an eighteen-wheeler on fire. |
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manuel_labor: Anybody else
wanna mention the you-know-h'what and I will fucking
kill you dead. |
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InTheMidnightHoward: Shhhh
here he comes coach! |
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**OnlineHost** RollinsBand has entered the
chatroom. |
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RollinsBand: 'sup homies |
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Dastardly_and_Utley: Hey
man! How was that press me- |
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manuel_labor: /glare |
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Dastardly_and_Utley: Er...
what I meant was, uhh... prehh-aaaac-tice. Practice! How was practice? |
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RollinsBand: aw man it's
great to be swingin' the bat again! i can't wait till the season
starts so i can continue my hit streak and break joe dimaggio's record! |
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manuel_labor: D'AAAAHH!
/shoots |
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UglyPeopleHeaven. |
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RollinsBand: aww wtf i'm
not ugly |
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Joltin_Joe: Kid, I didn't wanna believe it
either, but you gotta just come to terms with it. I mean, I could
drive a hummer through that gap in your teeth. |
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RollinsBand: joe? joe dimaggio?!
aw man, it's so nice to meet you! wait... aw nuts! now i can't break
your hittin' streak! i was gonna kick your ass and gloat and everything!
shit. |
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Joltin_Joe: Now calm down, son. Turns out
it's not your time yet. You were just grazed. |
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RollinsBand: are you gonna
like tell me not to talk about it so much cuz it's bad luck or whatever |
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Joltin_Joe: What? No way, kid. I'm here to
wish you the best of luck. You're gonna need it, with all the people
telling you you're not good enough, that you'll never pull it
off. Don't listen to them. Believe in yourself, kid. |
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Joltin_Joe: Your fearless spirit and optimism
is just the thing baseball could use right now. |
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RollinsBand: whoa... thanks,
joe! |
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Joltin_Joe: And who knows, maybe that'll
be the umph your team needs to make a playoff run this year... say,
where was it that you're playing again? |
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RollinsBand: philly |
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Joltin_Joe: the a's moved back east? i don't
remember hearing about that... |
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RollinsBand: naw man. i
play shortstop for the phillies. |
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Joltin_Joe: Is that right? Ho HO! Well then,
you just go out there and remember to have fun, kid. |
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RollinsBand: damn that's
some cold shit |
