The Dugout

By Jon and Nick
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Unlucchino:  Manny, I...I'm sorry.
MannyTheTorpedoes: *sniffle*
Unlucchino:  This is a tough business.  Things usually aren't fair.  It's all about money these days, and I feel that you've been put into this situation without that understanding.
Unlucchino:  For that I apologize.
MannyTheTorpedoes: the nis lady at the grocy store maked the cupcak for me

she put a hart on top an said ih was specul
MannyTheTorpedoes: i thought mr met like cupcak
Unlucchino:  You need to do something to unwind a little bit.  Get your mind of things.  You tried spending some time on the Sit 'n Spin?
MannyTheTorpedoes: ya but mak me barf
Unlucchino:  All right.  Want to watch a movie?

/wheels out TV cart
MannyTheTorpedoes: yaaaaay

les watch all dogs go heaveng
Unlucchino:  Again?  Manny, you've watched that movie at least twenty times in the last three days. 
MannyTheTorpedoes: ya i wan watch all dogs go heaveng
Unlucchino:  You know what?  No.  You need a change of pace.  Let's watch something different.  The Great Mouse Detective?  Want to watch The Great Mouse Detective?
MannyTheTorpedoes: NO!

/stomps feet
Unlucchino:  Manny.  You can pick whatever move you want except for "All Dogs Go to Heaven".
MannyTheTorpedoes:

/takes deep breath
MannyTheTorpedoes: ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG ALL DOG GO HEAVENG
Unlucchino:  FINE!  All right.
MannyTheTorpedoes: you wan hear a joke
MannyTheTorpedoes: why did a dog go up in a sky an fly aroun
MannyTheTorpedoes: cause YOU CAIN KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWWWWWN
MannyTheTorpedoes: NO YOU CAIN KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
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