The Dugout

By Jon and Nick
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  **OnlineHost** You have entered the Red Sox GM Office chat room.
CowboyCurtS:  Hey, what's up Manny?  David and I just stopped by to find out how the GM search is going.
MannyTheTorpedoes: i am gm
OrtizItThisOne:  Ha.  Have you seen Mr. Lucchino anywhere?
MannyTheTorpedoes: yah but i am gm
CowboyCurtS:  All right, good gag.  What are you doing in the chair?
MannyTheTorpedoes: beeng gm
Unlucchino:  Oh, hello there, boys!  Manny's right.  He's our new general manager.
OrtizItThisOne:  /eyelid twitches involuntarily
CowboyCurtS:  Uh, I.  Uh.

/face contorts painfully, then relaxes
CowboyCurtS:  Oh!  Oh hello, Mr. Epstein!
MannyTheTorpedoes: what
CowboyCurtS:  What kinds of moves do you have planned for the offseason, Mr Epstein?
MannyTheTorpedoes: i am manny
CowboyCurtS:  *gasps* You don't say!  You managed to retain our key free agents and you traded for some help to bolster our bullpen?
OrtizItThisOne:  That's wonderful news!
MannyTheTorpedoes:  manny being confuse
OrtizItThisOne:  Ooh, look, Curt!  What's that?
CowboyCurtS:  It's...it's a hot-air balloon!  Are you going to take us on a hot-air balloon ride, Mr. Epstein?
MannyTheTorpedoes:  snap ow of it guys
OrtizItThisOne:  Wow!  I've never been in a hot-air balloon before!
CowboyCurtS:  Me neither!  Let's take a ride!
  **OnlineHost** OrtizItThisOne and CowboyCurtS have boarded the office elevator.
OrtizItThisOne:  Untie the tethers, Curt!
CowboyCurtS:  Will do, Cap'n!

/pushes button to top floor
OrtizItThisOne:  Up, up, and AWAAAYYY!!!
CowboyCurtS:  YAAAAAY!
MannyTheTorpedoes: yaaaaay
  **OnlineHost** The elevator door has closed.
MannyTheTorpedoes: ...
MannyTheTorpedoes: airplangs are faster
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