The Dugout

By Jon and Nick
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  **OnlineHost** You have entered the Red Sox Owner's Office chat room.
principalpwner: I'm screwed.  I don't have a GM.  I'm screwed.  The Red Sox are screwed. 

whatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoido
MannyTheTorpedoes: /plays with army men under desk
MannyTheTorpedoes: woosh!  psssh!  pshhhhhh
principalpwner: Manny, settle down. I have work to do.
MannyTheTorpedoes: but yor desk is a american base

fire!  psssh  bang! bang! bang! BANG!
principalpwner: Say, Manny.  How...how would you like to be the GM of the Boston Red Sox?
MannyTheTorpedoes: me/

gm of the boston sox///?
principalpwner: Yes, Manny.  Imagine it.  You could build the team however you want.  That's every player's dream!  You'd have complete authority!
MannyTheTorpedoes: complee authory

is that a airplang
MannyTheTorpedoes: /stretches out arms and runs around room making jet engine noises
principalpwner: I'll take that a yes.  Thank God.  I'm done.

/parachutes out office window
MannyTheTorpedoes: /yells out window

BYE GUY IM CAPTAIN OF AIRPLANG NOWWWWW
MannyTheTorpedoes: airplaaang
MannyTheTorpedoes: AIRRRRplang
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