| **OnlineHost** You have entered the Winter Meetings chatroom. | |
 |
BeaneBall: All right, do we have the PowerPoint working? Okay, good. |
| **OnlineHost** BeaneBall wants to directly connect. | |
| **OnlineHost** BeaneBall is now directly connected. | |
|
BeaneBall: Okay, gentlemen. For the first lecture in our series of winter meeting seminars I'd like to present to you the science of Moneyball. |
|
BeaneBall: This is a guy playing baseball. |
|
BeaneBall: But then, suddenly, MONEYBALL!
|
 |
HendryHuggins: Wait, could you go over that again? I missed the part where moneyball. |
|
BeaneBall: Hold all questions until the end, please. Anyway. |
|
BeaneBall:
Life in the workplace can be hectic! |
 |
omar_goodness: can it ever!!! |
|
BeaneBall: And in today's fast-paced business world, sometimes you can find yourself in...hot water!
|
 |
SlowLerner: its like you have a hidded camera inside of my brain |
| **OnlineHost** LicenseToPills has entered the chatroom. | |
 |
LicenseToPills: hello ladies |
|
BeaneBall: Excuse me, Mr. Bonds. Can I help you? |
|
LicenseToPills: yep! i have a big announcement to make. |
|
LicenseToPills: i have decided to make myself available on the free-agent market and play for another year. /gestures to projector may i |
|
BeaneBall: Um...sure. I was struggling with how I was going to tie in clip art of a stick figure running on a hamster wheel anyway. |
| **OnlineHost** LicenseToPills wants to directly connect. | |
| **OnlineHost** LicenseToPills is now directly connected. | |
|
LicenseToPills: let's run down my list of terms and conditions /items display one letter at a time to racecar noises |
|
LicenseToPills: firstly i demand that the docudrama "bonds on bonds" be returned to prime time television, i can't sleep unless people are filming me while i'm sleeping and broadcasting it to millions of people |
|
LicenseToPills: second i would like you to also trade for jeff kent and make him hoist me on his shoulders and piggyback me around the bases whenever i hit a home run while i play his head like a tom-tom |
|
LicenseToPills: thirdly you shall bring me a glass of red wine so i can wash down your organization's integrity and self-respect i will devour like so much delicious candy |
|
LicenseToPills: well what say you |
 |
entire_room: /silent |
|
LicenseToPills: ... |
 |
Cricket: /chirps |
|
LicenseToPills: what the fuck it's winter there are no crickets in winter go away cricket |
|
LicenseToPills: ... |
 |
Tumbleweed: /roll |
| **OnlineHost** Tumbleweed has rolled 2 6-sided dice: 0 0 | |
|
LicenseToPills: oh that is just real fuckin cute |
Photos
link to player info.
WordUpThome.com