The Dugout
By Jon - 11-6-06
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /stares
DudeYerGettinADelmon: /waits
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /watches for sign
DudeYerGettinADelmon: /tugs ear
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /flinches
DudeYerGettinADelmon: /tugs hat
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /takes a lead
DudeYerGettinADelmon: /does that thing with your hands that makes them look like a vagina
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: run ya ass
/runs into convenience store
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aight this a holdup where ya bugles
LadyCashier: The salted corn snacks?
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what the fuck you think
LadyCashier: Actually, you don't have to hold us up! We have a special promotion today, and you're our 100th customer! You get 50 free boxes of Bugles!
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /stares
LadyCashier: The display is right back there! Behind th
**OnlineHost** SteakGrowsOnDmitri is choking the hell out of a lady cashier
LadyCashier: /knocked out
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: de-bo
/looks outside
DudeYerGettinADelmon: /is doing floating-sausage trick with index fingers
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw fuck po-po's comin
/run-waddles outside
DudeYerGettinADelmon: get in brah
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: haul ass
DudeYerGettinADelmon: brah where ya bugles
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what
DudeYerGettinADelmon: ya bugles
where the fuck ya bugles
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i dont know what that is
DudeYerGettinADelmon: you stupid as fuck
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: fuck you pass me the gat damn reduce fat cheezits
DudeYerGettinADelmon: brah we gotta quit this small time shit it dont pay
DudeYerGettinADelmon: didnt ya tigers win the al this year
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yeah they told me i was the tigers mvp in the world series
DudeYerGettinADelmon: the tigers lost
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yeeh
DudeYerGettinADelmon: ya didnt even play in it
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yeeh
DudeYerGettinADelmon: well fuck brah lets debo they trophy
**OnlineHost** A police siren is seen in the rear-view mirror.
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw fuck aw fuck
DudeYerGettinADelmon: aw fuck cram that shit
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /eats entire box of reduced fat cheez-its in seconds
DudeYerGettinADelmon: stay cool shes gettin out
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: brah my belly bout to pop
DudeYerGettinADelmon: we aint gettin outta this one
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: stay cool i got this
/sneaks out of car
LadyCop: Hello, sir. I stopped you because you have a taillight out. I'll give you a warning this time, but you'll want to make sure you
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: splintercell bitch
**OnlineHost** SteakGrowsOnDmitri is choking the hell out of a lady police officer
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw shit
**OnlineHost** SteakGrowsOnDmitri is vomiting all over a lady police officer
LadyCop: /knocked out and covered in vomit
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i aint ashamed to serve the lord