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UribeAuction: Jim! Listen, man, you've got to help me! |
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WordUpThome: JUAN GONE MY MAIN MAN, HOW IS LIFE IN THE FROZEN DOMINICAN TUNDRA |
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UribeAuction: Terrible! I've gotten myself in some bad shit. You've got to help me. |
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WordUpThome: I WOULD LOVE TO BE CREDITED WITH AN ASSIST IN THIS MATTER |
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UribeAuction: Well I shot a Dominican farmer and his friend in the Italian navy. |
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WordUpThome: HOLY MOLY BAT-MAN I DID NOT KNOW DOMINICA HAD FARMS AND I DID NOT KNOW ITALIA HAD A NAVY, ARE YOU CERTAIN THEY WEREN'T FENCEPOSTS OR SOMETHING SUCH |
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UribeAuction: I'm sure. |
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WordUpThome: WHOSE POWER COMPELLED YOU TO TAKE SUCH A BRUSH COARSE OF ACTION |
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UribeAuction: They were walking too close to my Jeep, in my estimation. |
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UribeAuction: It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand. |
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WordUpThome: THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE BECAUSE INDEED I DO NOT UNDERSTAND |
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WordUpThome: IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING YOU MUST DO BUT YOU CANNOT HOPE TO EXPLAIN IT |
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UribeAuction: Uh, yeah. So can you help me or not? |
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WordUpThome: JUAN GONE YOU HAVE TO HELP ME HELP YOU HELP ME HELP YOURSELF. TURN YOURSELF AND PLEAD NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF IT BEING A JEEP THING |
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UribeAuction: You're right...I need to own up to what I did. I'll think about it, okay? |
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WordUpThome: THAT IS A BOY I WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID AS WELL, HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY NEW FOOTY JAMS |
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UribeAuction: I don't think you have. |
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WordUpThome: I FOUND THEM ON SAIL AND THEY FIT ME LIKE A GIANT MAN GLOVE. THESE JAMMIES TAKE A PUNCHIN AND KEEP ON MUNCHIN |
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WordUpThome: IT HAS A ZIPPER DOWN THE FRONT AND SPECIAL BUTTONS ON MY CHEEKERBUNS SO USING THE JOHN IS NOT AN ORDEAL |
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UribeAuction: okay gotta go thanks |
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WordUpThome: I THINK I'LL PUT ON THOSE FOOTY JAMS AND MAKE A BOX FULL OF HOAGIES AND MARCH RIGHT DOWN TO THE NAVY PIE |
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WordUpThome: PIER |
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WordUpThome: IF I COULD WHISTLE I WOULD WHISTLE A DITTY ABOUT DELIVERING FREE HOAGIES IN MY JAMS |
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WordUpThome: HELLO SIR MAY I INTEREST YOU IN A HOAGIE FOR |
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HomelessMan: thank you mr. thome! those sure are some fancy pajamas! |
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WordUpThome: YOU'RE WELCOME AND THANK YOU AND IT'S A JEEP THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND |
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HomelessMan: i appreciate you filling my belly but you're right, i'm afraid i don't understand |
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WordUpThome: HERE IS SOMETHING YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND |
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WordUpThome: HOW I COULD JUST FILL A MAN |
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