| Tori_Misspelling: I can't believe I actually went for that ball. What the hell is wrong with me? | |
BorasStone: /taps cane against ground, clicks teeth Don't let it get you down, old boy! |
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| Tori_Misspelling: Why shouldn't it? I might have cost my team the season. | |
BorasStone: Flimflaw! Posh, I say! Spin that rusty yarn to the fellow on Broad Street with the thimble on his head! |
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| Tori_Misspelling: what | |
BorasStone: /peers around whimsically, looks to and fro, rubs hands together, produces ceramic turtledove Goodness! Gracious! |
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| Tori_Misspelling: All right, I don't have time for this. I'm out of here. | |
BorasStone: Cool your heels, my good man! /opens trenchcoat to reveal dozens of stolen watches I'm sure you can find...the time!!! |
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Tori_Misspelling: /stares Wow, it's like 270 o'clock! I'd better be on my way! |
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BorasStone: Eaeeasy! Eeeeasy there tomcat! We can make a killing off your unfortunate incident! I saw the play myself, on the lightning-and-thunder box in the window of the local Tandy Shop! You took quite the dive, and you came out all soppin' wet! |
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BorasStone: And then His divine voice spoke and loaned me an idea! Your 2007 Starting Lineup action figure will be the grandest and most expensive of them all! |
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Tori_Misspelling: They still make those? |
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BorasStone: Yaigh! Although they make them of plastic mold these days, not the pewter-and-arsenic sort I knew as a boy! But it won't matter! We'll have the boys in the factory make it in your image, just like such! |
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| **OnlineHost** BorasStone wants to directly connect. | |
| **OnlineHost** BorasStone is now directly connected. | |
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Tori_Misspelling: Ugh. I missed that ball by a mile. Why this one? |
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BorasStone: We'll market it as a 900-piece collectible model! One piece will be you, one piece will be the ball, and 898 of them will be patches of outfield grass that fit into each other and connect your model with the ball. The completed model will be approximately 200 feet long. Or aught 34 fathoms, for you Mediterranean folk across the pond! |
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Tori_Misspelling: Wouldn't it suck to be a kid and have to collect almost 900 sections of grass? |
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BorasStone: Wouldn't it suck to miss a ball by a million years or a million pounds or a million joules on account of its quantity exhausting any and all possible expressions through the traditional vector of distance? |
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Tori_Misspelling: Wait a second, you're not even my agent. |
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BorasStone: Why, that's quite a nice shirt you have! |
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| Tori_Misspelling: What? | |
BorasStone: /scurries up rope dropped by passing zeppelin Off we are, ruddy boy! |
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| Tori_Misspelling: /sigh That old rube has captured my fair heart! |
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BorasStone: /tips cap |
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