The Dugout

By Jon
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  **OnlineHost** MiltonBradley has entered the Oakland Athletics chatroom.
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: psst.  hey, check out the new guy!
mustkieltyqueen: oh, he's that guy we traded for!  dude, you know his name is milton bradley, right?
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: you're shitting me!  think anyone's ever joked about it before?
mustkieltyqueen:  i dunno man!  let's go fuck around with him a little!
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: *PFFFFFFFT* this is gonna be great high five!
mustkieltyqueen:  /high five
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: so uh, hey, I hear your name is milton bradley?
MiltonBradley: Yeah, that's me.
mustkieltyqueen:  *PFFFFFFF* oh man.  so uh
mustkieltyqueen:  uh
mustkieltyqueen:  so do you uh like to play monopoly?
MiltonBradley: Actually, that particular game is distributed by Parker Brothers.  Regardless, I suppose that it is a fun game to play from time to time.
mustkieltyqueen:  oh
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: well when you hit a home run do you call it a "connect four"?
MiltonBradley: Nah, that hadn't really occurred to me.  Pretty clever, though!
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: oh
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: oh oh!  do you use a "battleship" game instead of a baseball bat when you play baseball?
MiltonBradley: No, a baseball bat works just fine.  I suspect that not only would using a copy of "Battleship" in lieu of a baseball bat violate several baseball rules and regulations, it would also be rather unwieldy and ineffective.
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: oh yeah i guess
mustkieltyqueen:  well
mustkieltyqueen:  well uh
  **OnlineHost** 73 hours pass.
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: oh well hey
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: hey do you play or have you ever been known to play this particular game which was once distributed by milton-bradley (the board game creator)?

mustkieltyqueen:  yeah, whenever you get sick do you catch "the omega virus"?
MiltonBradley: No, I rarely get sick.  When I do it's usually a cold or something, which I recover from in a few days.
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: well
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: well you're wearing the wrong hat you stupid son of a bitch
MiltonBradley: :(
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