The Dugout
By Jon - 7-5-06
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STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: Mr. Hendry, please go into detail about how next you plan to poorly run a franchise.


HendryHuggins: Yep, we're going to have to make some big changes. Biiiig changes.




BakersDozen: All right, fine, but do you really have to make a public announcement about it? It's common courtesy. Don't casually mention to the world that you might fire someone, especially if that someone still has a job to do. You're just airing out dirty laundry, and there's no reason for it.


HendryHuggins: Can't help it. Not my fault you can't deal with what I have to say! I speak my mind! If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen!


BakersDozen: But I've managed your team for years. Fine, you don't think I'm doing a good job, fire me. But if you're going to do it, do it. Don't treat the news media like your goddamn diary.


HendryHuggins: ohkayyyy you know what


**OnlineHost** BakersDozen has been booted from the chatroom.


HendryHuggins: i'm setting access here to friends only, too much drama to go into, tired of having to make my entries ~~~intentionally vague~~~
:P


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: mood:


HendryHuggins: happy :)


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: currently listening to:


HendryHuggins: the slimy sound of rogue patches of fat floating around in my sagging cheeks as i smile


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: WEDNESDAY JULY 5


HendryHuggins: took a nap today i was sooooo tired


HendryHuggins: got up and ate lunch, i decided to make a peanut butter and banana sandwich, my friend says i'm weird o_0


HendryHuggins: i have to get up tomorrow and go watch a game at wrigley field and get paid a lot of money to do it uggggghh lol


HendryHuggins: ...


HendryHuggins: ahem


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: <linebreak>


HendryHuggins: anyway i found this quiz on michelles livejournal figured i'd do it too. girl i'm so not a copycat!! o_0


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: Last thing you ate?


HendryHuggins: i requested that my intern purchase 20 cans of dinty moore beef stew, throw away the stew part, scrape out the lining of fat caked along the bottom, mash it all together into a giant dollar sign, *he's so good to me*


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: Last time you said "I love you"?


HendryHuggins: right after i finished eating when my chair broke and i fell on the marble floor and caught my reflection


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: Last time you cried?


HendryHuggins: when i had this itch on my hand and i couldn't reach it :P


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: What's under your bed?


HendryHuggins: jim riggleman's stern, rotting corpse


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: What's your current hairstyle?


HendryHuggins: barber's chairs are hopelessly small so i have taken to cutting my own hair with a pizza cutter


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: What celebrity do you most resemble?


HendryHuggins: louie from the hit tv show "life with louie"


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: What's your "pet peeve"?


HendryHuggins: i hate it when children laugh and play


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: Do you do steroids?


HendryHuggins: you're shitting me is that question really on there


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: Yes.


HendryHuggins: no although i often inject a questionable condiment supplement that makes me perspire a mayonnaise-like substance


STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: Does it taste good?


HendryHuggins: oh lord yes
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