The Dugout

By Jon
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UribeAuction: /dives into stands
  **OnlineHost** Juan Uribe has made an unbelievable catch.
The_Baseball_Consciousness: Shades of Derek Jeter!
UribeAuction: What?  Bullshit!  I just made that catch at a critical point of the clinching game of the World Series!
The_Baseball_Consciousness: Shades of Derek Jeter!
UribeAuction: And instead of wussing out I stayed in the game so I could make another brilliant play to end the game.
The_Baseball_Consciousness: Shades of Derek Jeter!
UribeAuction: i swear to god if you say that again
The_Baseball_Consciousness: Shades of De
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Hey guys, what's up?  I just went shopping with Baby and picked up some new sunglasses at the mall!
UribeAuction: GRRRRR
  **OnlineHost** UribeAuction has ripped JeterJeterPumpkinEater's shades off his face and thrown them on the ground.
UribeAuction: /stomp stomp stomp
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Oh no!
TheShepherdRoundTheWorld:

Pulverized!
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: ohhh noooo
TheShepherdRoundTheWorld:

My mind feverishly raced to come up with an excuse.  A stupid cholo!  It might work.  It had to work.
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: /runs inside

waaaaaaaah
homosexual_rod: OOOOOOOOH
OOOOOH BOIIII WHAT JOO DO
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: unh, there was this stupid cholo!, and he, and he stomped on my glasses, and
homosexual_rod: OOOOOOOOH COME ON BOI LES CLEEN JOO OP

/walks JeterJeterPumpkinEater upstairs
WinBenSteinsBrenner: Everything okay up there?
homosexual_rod: YAH WE JUS FINE


DON EVEN THINK ABOU TOUCHEENG THAT TURKEY!  JOO GET WORMPS
WinBenSteinsBrenner: grrr!

/tiptoes to kitchen
McGrifftheCrimeFred: RUFF RUFF

/devours turkey, runs out door
WinBenSteinsBrenner: DEVIL RAYYYYS

SONS A BITCHAAAAS
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