The Dugout
By Jon - 5-24-06
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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Metrodome Playing Field chatroom.


biscuits_and_grady: /slides into second


stupid_punto: /trips up biscuits_and_grady


ObtuseAngel: TAKE A BASE


**OnlineHost** ObtuseAngel has granted biscuits_and_grady third base.


**OnlineHost** Coach_ProtectTheEmployee has entered the chatroom.

 



Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU GODDAM HELEN KELLER PIECE OF SHIT WHAT ARE YOU BOTH BLIND AND DEAF SHOULD I ASSUME THE ROLE OF ANN SULLIVAN WATER! THIS MEANS WATER! YES HE UNDERSTANDS ITS A MIRACLE I'M A MIRACLE WORKER PRAISE BE TO GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHIT


ObtuseAngel: YERRRRR OUTTA THE GAME


**OnlineHost** Coach_ProtectTheEmployee has been booted from the chatroom.


ObtuseAngel: PLAY BALL


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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: YOU DON'T FUCKIN KICK ME OUT I KICK MYSELF OUT I GOT FEET LIKE STRETCH ARMSTRONG AT A DINNER DATE AND I'LL REACH AROUND AND KICK MYSELF OUT AS I DAMN WELL CHOOSE AND NOT UNLESS OR UNTIL I DEEM MYSELF TO


ObtuseAngel: YES THANKS GO AWAY


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ObtuseAngel: All right, sorry everyone. PLAY BA


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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: AND ONE MORE THING HOT DOGS COST A FORTUNE THESE DAYS I GO TO THE GOD DAMN THORNTONS AND THEY'RE TWO FOR THREE DOLLARS YOU THINK I'M PAYING THREE MOTHERFUCKING


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ObtuseAngel: ...


biscuits_and_grady: ...


stupid_punto: ...


ObtuseAngel: ...


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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKIN A BATH ALL UPON A SA


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biscuits_and_grady: All right, this is not going to work.


**OnlineHost** Coach_ProtectTheEmployee has entered the chatroom.


stupid_punto: Yeah. Not cool. I can't figure out how to shut off these door opening/slamming sound effects whenever he joins or leaves.


**OnlineHost** Coach_ProtectTheEmployee has been booted from the chatroom.

 



biscuits_and_grady: Yeah? Well my "joining room" sound effect is set as Michael Bolton from "Office Space" going "PC loadletter? What the fuck does that mean???" And my "leaving room" sound effect is a really crappy bootleg of Dark Helmet saying "I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine!" that I made by holding my computer mic up to the TV when "Spaceballs" was on.


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ObtuseAngel: I can't stop him! I can't figure out how to block him!


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biscuits_and_grady: AAAAHH


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stupid_punto: DOOR. OPEN! DOOR. SHUT! DOOR. OPEN! DOOR. SHUT!


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biscuits_and_grady: MERCIFULLY LEAVE MY PRESENCE, YOU RICK MORANIS-VOICED SPECTRE OF DEATH


**OnlineHost** Coach_ProtectTheEmployee has been booted from the chatroom.


stupid_punto: Coming or going? COMING OR GOING? No one knows! NO ONE KNOWS


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biscuits_and_grady: I THOUGHT YOU DID A GREAT JOB IN "HONEY I BLEW UP THE KID" AND THE STRAIGHT-TO-VIDEO "HONEY WE SHRUNK OURSELVES"


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stupid_punto: the hinges need oil the hinges need oil the hinges need oil


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ObtuseAngel: All right. He's blocked now, sorry everyone. PLAY BALL


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C04ch_Pr0t3ctTh33mp10y33: hi i disagree with your call