The Dugout By Jon Click pictures for player info.
	Hurdlewax: Welcome to the team, Sun-Woo!  I'm sure you've heard some bad things about pitching in Coors Field... SunWooKim: Oh, that's nothing.  I'm glad to be pitching here in the States instead of Korea.  The fences here are so far out!  I'm used to a distance from the plate to the right-field wall of about 95 feet. SunWooKim: Instead of cork and leather, our baseballs are filled with rubber and helium.  The trajectory of the baseball is helped along with a team of skilled puppeteers who sit from the rafters. SunWooKim: The infield is still diamond-shaped, but in between the four major bases there are a series of "rest stop" bases that are three feet apart.  There is a total of 120 bases. SunWooKim: My stadium happened to be situated atop the extinct volcano of Halla-San.  The air is very thin there.  Otis Nixon played a game there in 2001.  Last I checked he's still floating in restricted airspace above the stadium. SunWooKim: A few years ago I claimed the lowest ERA in the league, which was 2.56^43. Hurdlewax: No way, Sun.  I refuse to believe it. SunWooKim: Wanna bet? Hurdlewax: Okay.  Okay, sure!  What do you want to bet? SunWooKim: I'll, uh...I'll bet my baseball glove. Helboy: *gasps* You don't wager your mitt, Sun!  That glove's a part of you!  It's bad luck to give it up!  Hey Clint, do you think he's really going to do it? BarmesAway: Do what?   Helboy: Will Sun bet a mitt? Wilson_Betemit: what Helboy: Will Sun bet a mitt? Wilson_Betemit: hello? Helboy: Ahem. Will Sun bet a mitt? Wilson_Betemit: it certainly appears so Helboy: Aw shit man, that's crazy. SunWooKim: *shrug* Joke's on him anyway.  In Korea, gloves are just cinder blocks tied to your hand with a rope. SunWooKim: Oh!  And we hate freedom and eat our pets.