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allard_back_youngun: Mark, I'm very pleased to have you on the Kansas City Royals. |
| Grudzielanek-depressive: I'm pleased to be part of it. Being on a competitive ballclub was nice, but it's like, you compete and compete and compete, and after a while you're like "Jeez, guys! Field a respectable team much?" | |
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allard_back_youngun: There's a very specific reason I signed you. See, this city goes nuts for assonance. Back when we had Brian McRae and Kevin McReynolds, we put them back-to-back in the lineup. |
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allard_back_youngun: One night they reached base consecutively. McRae got hit by a pitch and McReynolds tapped the ball back to the mound, barely reaching first on a fielder's choice and an error. He was picked off the base two pitches later. |
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allard_back_youngun: From then forth, they were known in this city as the MAC ATTACK. Or my personal favorite variation, the BACK TO BACK MAC ATTACK. |
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allard_back_youngun: No two Royals have consecutively reached base since, as we have not yet found a way to clone Mike Sweeney. |
| Grudzielanek-depressive: So where do I come in? | |
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allard_back_youngun: Just wait. Wait until the runners advance on a balk while you happen to be at bat. |
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allard_back_youngun: You'll be known as GRUDZIELANEAK THE MANIAC!!! |
| Grudzielanek-depressive: Um. It's Grudzielanek. The A is like ah. | |
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allard_back_youngun: fuck |
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allard_back_youngun: All right. Think. Think, Allard, think! OK. I need someone who rhymes with, uh "wacko". |
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allard_back_youngun: Hey, what's Paul Bako doing these days? |
| EasyBakoven: You already signed me. And, it's "bah-ko." | |
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allard_back_youngun: All right, I'm going to murder the next long A I come across. |
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run_elvys_run: GUY'H COME QUICK I SAVF MY FREN FROM A FOUTAIN |
| Terrence_Long: It's true! He saved my life! He managed to drag me out of the fountains and resuscitate me! I thought I was done for! | |
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run_elvys_run: YAAAAAAAAY |
| Terrence_Long: My Royals uniform is soaked, I hope you guys don't mind me wearing my old one until I get to...uh... | |
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allard_back_youngun: ... |
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allard_back_youngun:
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD /holds Terrence_Long underwater |
| Terrence_Long:
glug glug /drowns |
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| BitTerrence: /floats | |
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run_elvys_run: OHHHHHH NOHHHHH |
