By B - 9-25-05
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WarioVanPeebles:   WAH WAH.  Come on, Garlics, if we can get out of this inning without a run we'll win the game!
hushhush_eye2eye:   i dont know if i can pitch any more, wario!  i'm just pacing the mound at this point.  all i can really do is walk in the direction of the batter.
WarioVanPeebles:   Did you try throwing the big radish at them?
hushhush_eye2eye:   i did, but it didn't work.  mario just went POW and i was dead.
hushhush_eye2eye:   this is the worst pitching experience i've had since that time i pitched in the negro leagues and all the radishes were coins
WarioVanPeebles:   All right, fine, bring in Blooper.  BLOOPER!  Get in there and pitch to Mario!  WAAAAAH
BLooper:   blub blub
WarioVanPeebles:   Now be careful, Mario is going to try to grab your nose, walk back as far as he can go, and let it snap so it smashes you in the face and sends you flying.
SuperMarioAIM:   he is right i will fucking end you okeydokey
BLooper:   wait
WarioVanPeebles:   Wah, waht's the matter?
BLooper:   I understand the face snapping thing.  And I know I'm in a mushroom kingdom with some monsters and some Italian people, and that's cool.  But what is this thing?
WarioVanPeebles:   What thing, the baseball?
BLooper:   Yeah, what do I do with this?  Am I supposed to eat it?
WarioVanPeebles:   ...
WarioVanPeebles:   Okay, I signed a Met.  It's my own fault.  But hey, at least it's working out better than our feuding shortstops.
Birdetta:   /spits egg
homosexual_rod:   BOY I SWURR