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bobby-coxer:
Welcome to the team, Kyle! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sup rookie i'm not gonna stand for no
ricketyshit around here so you better play to win |
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Andraeiousometimesyw: Don't worry about that! We've won
every division title since the first Bush administration. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh yeah like in 1994 when you didn't
win it is that what you mean |
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Andraeiousometimesyw: What do you mean? There was no
1994. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: stop taking my water fountain cracker
jack, that ain't true |
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Andraeiousometimesyw: No, seriously. We had the year 1994
expunged from every historical document in existence. |
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Andraeiousometimesyw: That reminds me, I think we expunged
the Detroit Tigers too, as well as any and all traces of the organization. We now refuse
to acknowledge any existence thereof. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i had better get a new hat |
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Andraeiousometimesyw: What hat? I don't see a hat. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: do you have the power to put ryan
caulfield: year one back on the air |
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Andraeiousometimesyw: Jesus! Put a shirt on! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: will you bring a smile to an old man's
face |