By B - 8-2-05
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   You know what?  Now that Troy Percival is out for the season and I'm in the closer role, I'm really starting to come into my own.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   I'm finally figuring out how to take things seriously.  And I love the guys I'm playing with.
GulliversTrammells:   I'm so pleased to hear you say that, Kyle! :) 
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   I don't want to end up like my brother Jeff.  Within a few years I think I can help us get to the playoffs.  All it'll take is practice, and patience!
NookNoFurther:   Thas' awesome, Farnsy!
fuck_i_singled:   We're right behind you, buddy!
GulliversTrammells:   Well don't get too caught up in things, boys, because I've got some terrible news.  Kyle, you've been traded again!
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   Wha...what?  I've...I've been traded?  :(  To who?  This isn't fair!
GulliversTrammells:   You've been traded to the Atlanta Braves.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   OH FUCK YEAH THE ATLANTA BRAVES!!!!!   SUCK IT DETROIT
GulliversTrammells:   Now Kyle, I thought we
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   lick my left asshole trammell, why dont you learn to coach or better yet take your fingers out of my dick and put them back on lou whitakers where they were for 200 years
NookNoFurther:   WTF
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   s the f up honkey and put your god damn hat on straight, you look like a retarded piece of beef jerky
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   and don't open your mouth pudge, you suck so bad you couldn't even catch a aids
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   hahah i'm like the black jim thome
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   c ya wouldn't wanna b ya you cecil fielder fucks
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fuck_i_singled:   Think he knows we traded him for the first season of the Cosby Show on DVD?
GulliversTrammells:   that was a pretty crappy thing to say about Lou Whitaker