| trachsel_rose: Guys, remember a while back when we wrote a pretend Superbowl Shuffle song to commemorate our NL East Divisional victory? | |
| GoodGasMileage: of course, Aaron's been runnin' round callin' hisself "the punky QB known as Heilman" for weeks | |
| trachsel_rose: Well since it's now June instead of May, I'd say we OFFICIALLY OFFICIALLY won the division and took the time to write us an official new one | |
| trachsel_rose: I have already readied a music video starring one Joe Piscopo. | |
| GoodGasMileage: well, how it go | |
| trachsel_rose: It sounds like it was recorded by 2 Cold Scorpio circa 1990 and just goes "OW-AH TEAM, OW-AH TIME, OW-AH TEAM, OW-AH TIME" repeatedly. | |
| GoodGasMileage: That's cool, I think you should also include lyrics saying where each player plays and that they are good at playing there | |
| trachsel_rose: Good idea! /scribbles "delgado = 1st base" onto hand | |
| CoyoteUggla: oh okay, who died and made you bernie taupin? who're you supposed to be, anyway | |
| trachsel_rose: Trachsel. Got it memorized? | |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: man, you guys are going to be heartbroken once we decide to stop fucking with you. Here, you want to hear my Season Anthem? /singing |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: You poppin' he catchin' he catchin' He fieldin' that ball and I'm in love with a Chipperrrrr |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: You trippin' we playin' we playin' We always in first and we stayin' I'm in love with a Chipperrrr |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: MIKE JONES |
| WhoIsMikeJones: he evry team's dream,
he's Gods gift to EARF Owners they love him too that's what you call a players WEARF |
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MeTrain: nay hole up, what is this some kinda rap music i cain even hide a present from a small chile in this talkin bout rap music |
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MeTrain: cousin you a discrace to nasty nas an snoopy dog an the hole ease coast famly talkin bout rap music |
| trachsel_rose: Oh, like you can do any better. You can't even type. You'd think that big Marlins money could buy a Speak and Spell. | |
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MeTrain: next time you speak im a spell "dead main" all over ya osca mayer lookin ass, ya feel me |
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MeTrain: 8 games in a row to the fishes that's better than i can say for some folks wit courage or the pass participles a meet |
| GoodGasMileage: OW-AH TEAM, OW-AH TIME, OW-AH TEAM, OW-AH TIME | |
| trachsel_rose: Yeah Dontrelle, you need to pay close attention to those lyrics. It's "OW-AH TEAM," not "YO-WA TEAM." In this song it's OW-AH TIME, it's OW-AH TIME in this song. | |
| trachsel_rose: Just think about it. Atlanta's been on top for over a decade. The next time you pitch a game, it'll be with someone else on top. | |
| trachsel_rose: The next time you finish in the middle of the division, it'll be under a different squad. | |
| trachsel_rose: Every one of these games is somebody else's wishes, somebody else's dreams! | |
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MeTrain: yeah but you know what, this one, this one right here |
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MeTrain: this was my dream my wish, an it ain come true, so imma take it back im takin em all back |
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MeTrain: an if chippa jones ever rap again imma put a soard in his face |
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