The Dugout

By B
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GotMelk: Man on second, man on second, come on nah, sa-WING batta batta batta, humbay humbay soooooo wing ba-
GotMelk: ah shit it's you
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homosexual_rod is up to bat in a crucial situation.
Alex Rodriguez homosexual_rod: OKAY ALEGKS, BREETH EEN AN OUTD, THE GAME EES ON THE LIE AN THE TEAM ACE COUNTINGK ON JOO
Alex Rodriguez homosexual_rod: THE LIEF GOACH SAY JOO GOOD ENOUGH, STRONG ENOUGH, AN DOE GONNIT PEOPLE LIKE JOO
GotMelk: I am going to be on second base until the end of time.
CarryMyJetski: /pitches
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homosexual_rod has turned into a blithering woman.
Alex Rodriguez homosexual_rod: HALP HALP OH NO EEEEEK

/holds bat in front of face
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The ball has been hit into the outfield.
GotMelk: OH SHI- /stumbles over second base

My needlepoint!!
Joe Torre Torreumon: LEAVE IT, GO
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GotMelk has scored, and the Yankees have taken the lead.
Alex Rodriguez homosexual_rod: YASE, YASE, IN JOOR FACE PENDEJO, aRAH IS THE GOALDEN BAT OF THE YANGKEES
Alex Rodriguez homosexual_rod: JOO THINGK aRAH TURNS EENTO SHEMP FROM LOS TRES STOOGES EEN THE GLUTCH HUH, WELL JOO SHOUL DO "MOE" THINGING
Alex Rodriguez homosexual_rod: FOR ALL JOO WHO SAY aRAH NO DESERVE 26 MEELION DOLLAR A YEAR, HE SAY "LOOK AT THIS MIDSEASON VIGTORY OVER THE NATIONAL, NOW SAY SOMETHINGK"
Alex Rodriguez homosexual_rod: /slaps second baseman in face
WetHotAmericanZimmer: ::ahem:: uh the game's not over you guys, I still have an at bat coming up
GotMelk: pishhhh, yeah we're all really scared of Ryan Zimmerman
Alex Rodriguez homosexual_rod: LOL RYAH ZIMBERMAN, REALLY SGARY, EES JOOR GOACH GONNA BURS EENTO TEARS WHEN JOO STRIKE OUT
GotMelk: hahah, yeah, Robinson's going to take him out and we'll have to stop the inning for cookies and nap time.
Mariano Rivera RiveraRunsThroughIt: Don't worry you guys, Wang's gonna close him out. Then they can put a curly-q "L" on his hat.
LennonsNThings: I don't believe in Zimmerman!
CowboyJohnWang: /lobs ball
WetHotAmericanZimmer: boom
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WetHotAmericanZimmer has hit a walk-off homerun and the Nationals have won the game 3-2.
GotMelk: /jaw drops
Mariano Rivera RiveraRunsThroughIt: duh-huh?! He beat Wang! I've never seen a man beat a Wang, how could this happen??
WetHotAmericanZimmer: Fey-Rod was going to win a game for you. If I hadn't stopped it the world would've imploded and we'd have all died. I'm like Quantum Leap or some shit.
Alex Rodriguez homosexual_rod: WOOP WOOP WOOP
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