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StickwitChoo: Dear
Heavenly Father, we come to you this season in
the name of Our Lord Jesus Christ. We ask you to be with us, and keep our
heads above .500. |
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StickwitChoo: As
the team closest to you geographically we ask for the preferential treatment
I assume we deserve, hallowed be thy name. |
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raykingleaves: testify
my brotha |
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StickwitChoo: Lord,
we ask that you place your hands upon us and bless the sick, and the injured... |
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GeneralTsao: praise
Him! |
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StickwitChoo: ...and
we pray that it is within your Great Grace to heal the lame. |
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GodHatesFoggs: yeah
seriously somebody help me out over here |
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StickwitChoo: and
we BELIEVE that it is the POW-AH and DIVINITY of GAWWWD that will drive FROM
US the DEMONS that PLAGUE us... |
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moo_mesa: AAAH
AAAAAAH |
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DEMON: hisssss
hisssssss |
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moo_mesa: aaaaah
nooooo |
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StickwitChoo: /flings
holy water |
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DEMON: nyarrrrr!!!! hisssssss |
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StickwitChoo: THE
POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! |
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HurdleWax: Now
wait just a minute, what's this all about? What's going on here? |
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GodHatesFoggs: i
think the power of christ keeps compelling that guy |
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HurdleWax: Dammit
Choo, what's the matter with you? |
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StickwitChoo: There's
nothing the matter with me, sir, the team is simply adhering to a Christian lifestyle
to better help us focus, give us self-respect, and let us worship the Son of
God. |
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HurdleWax: No
no no, yer goin' about it all wrong. The Son of God isn't going to help
you win baseball games, he's got better things to do. |
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HurdleWax: Besides,
he already plays first base for the Cardinals. |
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Pujol_Junkie: e'men |
