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| sisko_county_jr: All right, Niners, the Vulcans have challenged us to a contest of teamwork, courage and sacrifice, so we've got to be ready for them! | |
| WillQuark: if your plan is to bore them to death with a hyoo-mahn game then mission accomplished, god this is so boring | |
| sisko_county_jr: I have prepared a holosuite program that will allow us to play the long-dead game of BASE ball in lieu of us getting in a spaceship and going somewhere I guess | |
| sisko_county_jr: It took me forever to prepare, too, who was the unbelievable nerd in here pretending to be Mark Twain? | |
| OdoHeDidnt: sorry | |
| sisko_county_jr: Anyway, the Vulcans are great clutch-hitters. They always come through in a pinch, and that gets on my nerves. | |
| sisko_county_jr: I have prepared a hologram of Tom Emanski XVIII to help us learn the fundamentals and get results! | |
| ForWhatItsWorf: CAPTAIN! ENEMY VESSELS APPROACHING!! bwoooop bwoooop | |
| sisko_county_jr:
/indignant black man voice WHAT? We're in the holosuite, and you're just making those noises with your mouth! |
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| ForWhatItsWorf:
pew pew RAAAAAH /falls sharply to the left |
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| sisko_county_jr: SIGH, all right, we're going to have to aquire another player to replace him. | |
| WillQuark: there are rules for that, you know | |
| sisko_county_jr: Watch carefully...I'm going to show you how to "squeeze bunt," a baseball technique not used since the middle of the 20th century! | |
| WillQuark: oh no look out, the borg are attacking!!!! | |
| sisko_county_jr: HOW CAN THAT BE?? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE OR MESH WITH CONTINUITY!! | |
| BjornBorg: BEEP BOOP BORG HAVE SIGN ONTO CHATROOM | |
| BjornBorg: Resistance is futile/may have sexy consequences! | |
| sisko_county_jr: I have a feeling this is just going to get worse and worse. Does NO ONE HERE want to play BASEBALL?? | |
| OdoHeDidnt: why yes, the three musketeers, i'll risk forty dollars that he can outjump any frog in calaveras county!! | |
| sisko_county_jr:
/shout-speaking THAT'S IT! YOU'RE ALL DISMISSED! |
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| **Online Host** WillQuark, ForWhatItsWorf, OdoHeDidnt, BjornBorg, and T'Pol in a midriff see-through French maid costume have left the chatroom. |
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| sisko_county_jr: I don't know what went wrong, Buck. I just wanted to tell them the simple story of baseball and they wouldn't listen. | |
| BoomerangBokai: its okay benjamin, all great students of the game face hardship and discrimination, like myself, or like barry bonds | |
| sisko_county_jr: Barry Bonds! That's a name I haven't heard in a while. It's 2375, how's he doing? | |
| BoomerangBokai: still stuck on 713 |
