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RoadWarriorHawk: It looks like conditions here at U.S. Cellular field have gotten worse, and the Good Guys are standing in three feet of mud, Wimp. |
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wimpywimpywimpy: That's right, Hawk, when water and dirt mix that's exactly what is produced. Oh, and it looks like they're bringing out the tarp for the rain delay. |
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RoadWarriorHawk: PUT IT ON THE FIEEEEEELD, EEEEEE-YES!!!!! |
| **Online Host** The Chicago White Sox vs. Toronto Blue Jays Chatroom is now on a Rain Delay. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: 'kay fellas, I know it gets kinda boring during the rain delays but lets try to keep our chins up until the sun comes out. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: I brought in some reading material and activity books for everybody, so dig in, and don't get too rambunctious! |
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MackoWiako: What are we, five years old? All you've got in here is, what, "Ramona Quimbey: Age 8?" Judy Blume?? |
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WordUpThome: ARE YOU THERE GOD IT'S ME, JI |
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WordUpThome: JIM THOME |
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BuehrleBrawl: oh my god you guys, scope out that big piece of plastic they just put on the diamond, what the hell is that |
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UribeAuction: What, you mean the tarp? The... what, have you never been in a rain delay before or something? |
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BuehrleBrawl:
NO!!!!! Oh man I just got the BEST. IDEA. EVER. |
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MackoWiako: What idea? Here, why don't you read a copy of Superfud- wait a minute, you aren't thinking what I think you're thinking, are you? |
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BuehrleBrawl: YES!!!!! |
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garland_vocalband: Mark, if you go out there, I, Garland, will knock you down! |
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BuehrleBrawl:
Sorry chumps, you snooze you looooOOOOO WHOOAAAAA
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OzzieOzzieOzzie:
son of a  !!! MARK ALAN BUEHRLE, GET YOUR ASS BACK IN
THE DUGOUT THIS INSTANT~! |
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BuehrleBrawl: No dice Coach, gotta plead guilty - havin' too much fun!!! |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie:
fine then /calls ESPN /
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: SOMEBODY GO TO RAIN DELAY PROGRAMMING, ARRGGHH |
| **Online Host** WGN has switched to rain delay programming. |
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ConstantTeen:
Let's take a look at what happens when even the big stars can't read
the cue cards! watch watch |
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ritzy_carlton: Will, the policeman pulled us over because we were breaking the law, not because we were black! |
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Will1K: carl-en you a trip, look here, see what had happen was, you so short |
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ritzy_carlton:
That clearly doesn't relate to what I was saying, and so I - and so I - pffffffffft hahahha |
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Will1K: AAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOH SNAP OOOOOH SNAP |
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MoneyInTheBanks: pfffffft hahaha |
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Will1K:
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| **Online Host** WGN has returned from rain delay programming. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Okay Jim, just go out there and hit the ball, that's all you've got to do. Let's get the game going again, okay? |
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WordUpThome:
/SWING
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: DAMMIT JIM, you obliterated the ball! How are we supposed to play without a ball? |
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WordUpThome: NOW LETS PLAY ON THE CROCODILE MILD |
