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ArroyoFlush:
We have totally got this game won. /plays air guitar elaborately
Am I right, Dave? |

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WeathersGettinWorse:
pfffffft, yeah, toaaaaaaaadally

haw haw |
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Pujol_Junkie:
¿que? |
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ArroyoFlush:
Shit, we forgot about Pujols. |
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WeathersGettinWorse:
forgot about pujols?? i'm david weathers, bitch, imma strike him out and rape
him and eat his uniform |
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Pujol_Junkie:
¿que? |
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FreelMyHeat:
Be careful, Dave, watch out for his patented, "Home Run" style
swing! |
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WeathersGettinWorse:
i got three pitches lef' in me, and when those three pitches is through this game is
OVAH |
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WeathersGettinWorse:
pitch one |
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**Online Host**
Pujol_Junkie has hit the ball into the upper deck. |
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ArroyoFlush:
What're you doing, David, you aren't supposed to throw the ball TOWARD him!!! |
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FreelMyHeat:
I can't believe the government let him patent that! |
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WeathersGettinWorse:
two shakes of a lamb's ass, gentlemen |
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WeathersGettinWorse:
pitch two |
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**Online Host**
Pujol_Junkie has hit the ball out of New Busch Stadium.
**Online Host**
Meanwhile, on a bridge - |
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Elijah_Price:
whistle whistle whistle, just enjoyin' a brisk spring day on my hoveround... |
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**Online Host**
plunk |
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Elijah_Price:
AAAAAH |
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**Online Host**
Elijah_Price has fallen into the water and become electrocuted/drowned/blown up. |
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ArroyoFlush:
SHIT now we've lost Griffey again! Ah well, there's always the first
couple of weeks of next year! |
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FreelMyHeat:
Try holding onto the ball until he gets bored and leaves! |
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WeathersGettinWorse:
try holding on to your mouth and shutting it, manure-fer-brains, i'm usin all the
brains in my neck-head fer this one |
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WeathersGettinWorse:
pitch three |
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**Online Host**
Pujol_Junkie has hit the ball directly back at the pitcher, causing the ball, pitcher, and
pitchers mound to uproot and fly into the bleachers. |
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WeathersGettinWorse:
barf |
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ArroyoFlush:
We lost! |
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FreelMyHeat:
are we havin fun yet? |
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LaRussasOnFire:
Atta boy, Albert, atta boy! Way to swing the bat! |
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LaRussasOnFire:
Next time, though, try running around the bases after you hit a home run.
Most teams are smart enough to call you on it. |
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Pujol_Junkie:
¡'kay! |