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| **Online Host** This old world is filled with wonder, but to me there's no place more wonderful than a ballpark in springtime, when the sun is just lifting on the skyline. The air is so sweet, and everywhere you look, little miracles are happening. |
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| Buds swell into blossoms.
Eggs hatch. Young are born. Everything's off to a fresh start and life
is good and busy and brand new. Around the ballpark, big families are a blessing. The more the merrier! Root and grunt, push and shove. Room for everybody. Well, everybody except the runt. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
/runs on treadmill, cranks ipod dare you to runnnnnnn dare you to runnnnnnn |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: No no, Alex, you silly goose! You're supposed to add three tablespoons of vinegar to the tablet if you want vibrant color on the eggs! |
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homosexual_rod: JEET WHY DOSE JOOR AIG HAVE A PEEGCHURE OF A BONNY RABBIT STUG TO EET, aRAH AIG ONLY WHIDE AND STIGGY |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: One step at a time, baby, you can't say big words until you've learned all the letters of the alphabet! |
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homosexual_rod: YASE JEET AIG IS ALL FUN AND GOOD BUT WE MUSTAINT FORGED THE TRUE MEANINK OF EESDER... OUR LORE HAY SOOS |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: if you skippy poofters dont quiet down an let this stallion feel the burn he's gonna stick his size large boot up your paas |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: news flash, charlie, the yanks are in last place an georgey-porgey don't take kindly to failure around these parts, i should know as a cagey veteran |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
why come you think last year's worlt series was tigers vee braves, cause
popo-kyle was all-times pitcher. thats why i'm gunnen my lats |
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homosexual_rod: LASS YEAR WAS THE WHIDE SOGS, VENDEJO!! |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Yeah, and how is gunning your lats going to make Mr. Steinbrenner disassociate you and failure? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: have you ever seen lats this big uh uh didn't think so: stinebrenner sees these lats and goes 'oh nutsack, only the successful rock giant stone lats' |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Don't ever let him watch you pitch, then. |
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homosexual_rod: ooooooh ROASTED TOASTED BRURNTS TO A CREESP |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh i see thats how its gonna be huh mutiny on the poop deck huh, then im gonna eat yer eggs |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: blech, what is this hard-cooked business who do i look like chow yung fat the chinaman, nice try |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: What were we trying? You were treatening us. And to reference an earlier point, do you know what a lat actually IS? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: colonel kyle only eats his eggs raw in compliance with the teachings of gaston |
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homosexual_rod: FROM BEAUTY AND JOO BEAST?? |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: I was starting to wonder why we had antlers hanging everywhere. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yeah okay this thread (clubhouse) has aids (the disease of the body) so farnsys gonna cue up l3thal an1mat1on 1mpact on the pod an get back to shooten guns at his lats |
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homosexual_rod: JEET? |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Yes, dumpling? |
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homosexual_rod:
HAPPY EESDER  |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Thank you baby, now let me show you a good place to put that bunny sticker... |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
oh fuck me /stops running |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: this is recockulous why are we the only three people in the clubhouse |
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DoctorProctor: I'm here too!!!! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up scott |
