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SeacrestDSV:
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, to aMERican Idol. I'm your host, Ryan
Seacrest, and tonight our top 8 finalists will be singing from the songbook of legendary
arena-rockers Queen! |
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SeacrestDSV:
Up first, singing the songs of a homosexual for the 35th week in a row, it's
Ace Young! |
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AceHole:
/claps hands COME ON EVERYBODYYY weeee will weee will rock you! Sing it
AAAAH weee will wee will rock yaaaaoowwww |
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AceHole:
/glare glare cry
/glare glare cry
/gay scott stapp |
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AceHole:
NNNyeaaaah we will rock you yeaaaah-hay-ee-yay-ee yeaaaah-hooo
/high pitched squeal |
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JustAight4Me:
LOOK |
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JustAight4Me:
LOOK DOG |
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JustAight4Me:
LOOK |
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JustAight4Me:
When you started out I thought EEEEH LITTLE PITCHY you know what I'm sayin'
but by the middle you got it together!!! Great job |
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abdul_the_butcher:
Ace, what can I say about you my beautiful starchild. You sprung forth
from my womb a grown man, carrying with you a voice bestowed from the great beyond. |
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CowellHeartedSnake:
it reminded me of when you go to an amusement park and a funeral is there and
some child starts to sing who is bad at singing. i will rip off my ears if you speak
again. |
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AceHole:
/nod nod nod |
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SeacrestDSV:
If you want to vote for Ace dial 1-866-436-5702 or Cingular Wireless
subscribers may text the word VOTE to 5702. Remember, these are 866 numbers, not
1-800, you bored, self-loathing teenagers. |
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SeacrestDSV:
Up next, a child with a learning disability sings Bohemian Rhapsody! |
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whats_a_scranename:
/dramatic lighting |
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whats_a_scranename:
bish-meal-a NOOOO we will not let you go LEDDUM GOOOO bish-meal-a |
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JustAight4Me:
LOOK |
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JustAight4Me:
Kellie you was HOT, I thought it was a little pitchy in parts a little pitchy
in the beginning and middle and end but you WORKED IT OUT, and AMERICA KELLIE PICKLER IS
BACK |
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abdul_the_butcher:
Kellie, you've already established that you're the greatest recording artist
of the last 500 years. All I have left to do is offer my soul up to maintain your
youth!! |
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CowellHeartedSnake:
kellie when you sing it makes me feel like i'm at a business convention and
someone drinks alcohol and decides that they should put on a dolly parton wig and bosom
and sing a song! |
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abdul_the_butcher:
WHAAAAT we're watching TWO DIFFERENT SHOWS booooooooooooooooo |
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JustAight4Me:
LOOK HOLD UP LOOK |
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CowellHeartedSnake:
i'm just being honest!!!! kellie i want to dig around in your sternum
with a rusty trowell because you have hurt me so |
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whats_a_scranename:
how is a rusty???? |
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SeacrestDSV:
If you want to vote for Kellie Pickler, JESUS CHRIST make someone take the
telephone away from you, you should be ashamed of yourself. |
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SeacrestDSV:
Up next, Pete, singing the Queen classic "Play the Game!" |
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charlie_hustle:
*singing* This is your life - don't play hard to get! It's a free
free world all you have to do is fall in LOVE |
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charlie_hustle:
Play the gaaaaaaame ERRYBOBBY play the GYAAAAAAAME hove looooooooove |
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JustAight4Me:
PETE
PETE
DOG |
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JustAight4Me:
nyyyeeaaaah I don't know if it was the BEST Pete Rose performance we've seen,
and there was nothing good about your performance so it was just aight for me tonight!!
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abdul_the_butcher:
Pete, darling Peter, you have such beautiful hair. I want to turn it
upside down and eat a bowl of chilli out of it. |
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CowellHeartedSnake:
you have engaged in a variety of acts which have stained "the game,"
and you must now live with the consequences of those acts |
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SeacrestDSV:
Pete Rose is no longer eligible to be elected YOUR aMERican Idol. |
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charlie_hustle:
aw crum |