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WordUpThome:
EXCUSE ME IS THIS THE CORRECT NUMBER FOR ROOM SERVICE |
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manuel_labor:
Jim? No, this is the Phillies. You've called Philadelphia. |
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WordUpThome:
YES HI ROOM SERVICE THIS IS JI |
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manuel_labor:
Jim. |
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manuel_labor:
Jim Thome, yes. |
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manuel_labor:
Yes, I understand this is Jime Thome. Hello? |
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manuel_labor:
Hello? Are you still there? |
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WordUpThome:
CONSARN IT WILL YOU LET ME FINISH UP THE LETTER TYPING THEY DON'T MAKE
KEYBOARDS FOR MY HAM LIKE FISTS |
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manuel_labor:
Oh, of course, Jim, I'm sorry. Go right ahead. |
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WordUpThome:
THANK YOU AS I WAS SAYING, HELLO ROOM SERVICE THIS IS JI |
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WordUpThome:
JIM THOME |
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WordUpThome:
MY ENGORGED TUM APPRECIATED THE DRY TOWELS HOWEVER MY BEDS HAVE NOT BEEN
EQUIPPED WITH FRESH LINENS |
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WordUpThome:
FOR YOU SEE I AM ALL WASHED UP |
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manuel_labor:
...
Oh I see what this is, very funny Jim. You hit five home runs in eight games and now
you want to call and rub it in. |
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WordUpThome:
EVIDENTLY I HAVE BEEN WASHED UP FOR A LONG TIME AND AFTER A HARD DAY OF MANS
WORK THIS SLEEPY OL BEAR WOULD LIKE TO GET SOME SHUTTED EYES |
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manuel_labor:
uh huh |
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WordUpThome:
JIMBO IS REELIN IN THE YEARS AND NEEDS CONSTANT REST, YOUR SUPPORT WOULD SURE
HELP ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF |
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manuel_labor:
Look, I don't have to sit here and take this. We made a mistake.
You aren't washed up. You're still one of the best home run hitters in
baseball? There, you happy? Now goodnight. |
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**Online Host**
manuel_labor has left the chatroom. |
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YerMainGuy:
/stepping out of shower
Hey Jim, did you get those bed sheets changed yet? |
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WordUpThome:
NO YERMAIN, AND WORST OF ALL THE FELLER KEPT CALLING INTO QUESTION MY LEVEL OF
CLEANLINESS |
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YerMainGuy:
did you tell him you'd showered and were ready for bed? |
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WordUpThome:
YES IT SEEMS THAT YOU CANNOT GET GOOD HELP ON THESE DAYS |
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WordUpThome:
HOLY TOLEDO LOOK HOW SQUEAKY MY ARM IS |
