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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
what the sam fuck is this team's major malfunction, farnsy ain't playen
another day with you north american street apes |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
in one corner of the dugout we got john damon rubbin crotch elbows with jase
giambi over the closeness a their shaves |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
in the other we got team usa back from their field hockey spring social with
some scruffed up kneepads and a heapen helpen a cock rot |
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long_live_giambi:
Cock rot? What the hell is a cock rot? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
like the little cactus guys from final fantasy |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
the city is to blame, we got a naked cowboy shaken a bee hole in times square
and they call the team the "yankees"
like yanky like of the scrotal |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
an this jokers name is "wang"
hey there YANKEE WANG hows it hangen |
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CowboyJohnWang:
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
no thank you i ain't intrestid in buyen one a yer christmas trees |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater:
Kyle, as Team Captain of the Universe I can no longer abide by you insulting
the team this way. Some of your partners here may be offended by your loose words. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
you better shut your speak spot or i'm on swing my partner round and round |
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homosexual_rod:
GUILE WHY DON JOO STOP HURTINK US WE ARE ALL YANGEES NOW, EES A SISDERHOOD OF
HEESTRY AN GRADE HAIRGUTS |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater:
Aw, thanks baby, I didn't think you'd noticed! ^_^ |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
and the award for worst picture goes to "wetback mountain" a movie
starring you twos |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
you guys ever watched the minds of mencia show, on it carl mencia says nigger
and beaner and wetbag and then stop and waits for you to go oooooooooooh |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
it is so funny you wouldn't believe you should watch it for reals |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
but yeah what a bunch of niggers this is |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner:
Good afternoon, boys, how are my Yankees doing? How's my Wang? |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater:
Boss, I- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
-Good afternoon Mr. Steinbrenner! I was just telling Derek here about
how excited I am to be on the most elite ball club in baseball history. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
Mr. Steinbrenner, you should've been here a moment ago, Alex was relaying a
delightful anecdote about the World Baseball Classic. Go ahead, tell Mr.
Steinbrenner what you were saying, A-Rod! |
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homosexual_rod:
I-
WHAT ARE JOO-
THE- WHAT- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
You can't blame Alex for getting a little taciturn in the presence of someone
like George Steinbrenner, now can you, Mr. Steinbrenner? |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner:
Heh, I guess not! Well, glad to see everything is in order, you boys
keep up the good work. And it was a pleasure talking to you, uh |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
Farnsworth, Mr. Steinbrenner. Kyle Farnsworth. But the scouts call
me "Dennis Eckersley Jr.!" |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner:
Have a good evening, Kyle! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
alright, you table faces heard the man, big baby moses kyle farnsworth is in
charge of the yankees and he's leading you homos to the promise land |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater:
This is going to be a long season. |
