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Hurdlewax: Well, our pitching's always been the laughingstock of baseball. But I think if my pitchers can just hang in there, the hitting will pick up the slack. COME ON DARREN WAY TO PLAY |
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oliver_transplant: thanks
coachBEES BEEEEEEEEEEES AAAAAAAAHH /runs away |
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killerbees: BZZZZZZZZ WE WILL RENDER THE SOUTHWEST UNITED STATES UNINHABITABLE BY 1995 BZZZZZZZZ |
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Hurdlewax: Oh for
Christ's sake. Tsao, get in there! |
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GeneralTsao: But the mound's so far away! I'm scared! |
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Hurdlewax: Come on, it's only 60 feet, 6 inches. |
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GeneralTsao: BUT THE
METRIC SYSTEM IS THE FUTURE MY PITCHING WILL BE ANTIQUATED AND OBSOLETE |
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GeneralTsao:
AAAAAAAAHH /runs away |
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Hurdlewax:
Fine. /sets up pitching machine COME ON PITCHING MACHINE, LET'S SHOW SOME HUSTLE OUT THERE |
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not_a_belly_itching_machine: Is it 2000 yet? |
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Hurdlewax: It's 2005. |
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not_a_belly_itching_machine: ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH /explodes |
