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Yost_of_ChristmasPast:
So, Mike, how's spring training going for you? How do you like playing
with the pros? |
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WhoIsMikeJones:
Pretty good I guess. There's just something I can't get used to.
It's hard to explain. |
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Yost_of_ChristmasPast:
What do you mean? |
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WhoIsMikeJones:
Well...okay, this is Major League Baseball, right? I've seen games live
and watched it on TV my entire life. I know I'm new to the chatroom, but this can't
be right. |
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WhoIsMikeJones:
It's like, I know some players are better than others, but it seems like
everyone I talk to here is either REALLY REALLY good or REALLY REALLY bad. There's
no middle ground. |
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Yost_of_ChristmasPast:
I'm not sure I know what you're talking about. Let me ask the boys.
Hey Tomo, you guys seen anything weird 'bout the way you play lately? |
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TomoOhkChop:
no coach
/drops ball and softly kicks it toward home plate |
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TheFreshPrince:
/homers ball into space; destroys one of Jupiter's moons |
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Yost_of_ChristmasPast:
Yeah, they don't see anything weird going on. |
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WhoIsMikeJones:
It's not just that, though, it's other things, like injuries. On TV a
pitcher gets hurt when he throws out his elbow or hyperextends something or whatever.
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WhoIsMikeJones:
Didn't we put Ben Sheets on the disabled list for wild animal bites? |
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Yost_of_ChristmasPast:
Yes, that's not common, but none of us could've expected that crocodile to
come up from behind and bite him in the shoulder. |
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SheetsTheOne:
Yeah dude, give me a break, I don't think anybody could've th- |
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**Online Host**
A piano has fallen onto SheetsTheOne. |
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SheetsTheOne:
AAAAH AAAAAH |
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WhoIsMikeJones:
SEE? What the Hell was that? And furthermore, why are you guys
always screaming? You're giving me nightmares and shit. |
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Yost_of_ChristmasPast:
Look kid, if you've got a problem playing professional baseball you're going
to have to take it up with somebody else, I'm in the business of winning ballgames,
participating in elaborate pun setups, and occasionally parodying movies. |
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Yost_of_ChristmasPast:
And though you can't tell from my facial expression I am right pissed.
Now if you'll excuse me. |
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**Online Host**
Yost_of_ChristmasPast has stepped into an empty elevator shaft. |
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WhoIsMikeJones:
Ugh, whatever. |
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WhoIsMikeJones:
Hey Derrick, can you believe that guy? I just wanted a normal
conversation. |
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BowLegged:
HEY GUYS THIS IS DE |
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BowLegged:
DERRICK TURNBOW |
