By B - 3-19-06
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FrandsFerdinand:   I'm getting closer and closer, and I'm really grateful to have a chance, but I have to be patient for an opportunity.
FrandsFerdinand:   I'm still young, but having 'Giants' across my chest makes me the happiest guy alive.  Even though I lost my brother to cancer a few years ago.  He was a real inspiration.   
Alouf:   Right, but I think if we give his legs enough work we can work Barry into the lineup by opening day.
FrandsFerdinand:   I uh, what?  That was
Alouf:   You're telling me!
FrandsFerdinand:   /makes face
south_correia:   Did you guys see how well I did in the Texas game?  I'm really busting my ass to get that fifth spot in the rotation.
bud_is_wiser:   We are planning to launch a full investigation.  
south_correia:   On my game?  Or on me trying?  I don't understa-
bud_is_wiser:   We are going to have to form a committee to develop questions for people who will decide which questions should be on the pre-investigation investigation.  So it may take a while. 
Alouf:   We're going to bat you four times per lineup, more than likely in the first three positions and the fifth, to help you drive yourself in several times at once. 
south_correia:   what the sam hell are you talking about to me???
Alouf:   You... oh, oh sorry white guy, I thought you were Barry Bonds for a second.  
bud_is_wiser:   I could've sworn you were all "the American people."
Alouf:   Was the other guy Barry Bonds?  I don't remember what color he was.   Was he brown? 
FrandsFerdinand:   No, I'm Kevin Frandsen, I'm a prospect.  And I'm still standing right here in front of you. 
bud_is_wiser:   Are you sure?  The wall over there does clearly say "GIANTS."   And your shirt!  It says GIANTS as well. 
Alouf:   Yeah, he's right, it does. 
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UnfitFinley has entered the chatroom.
UnfitFinley:   HEEEY AIRYBODY!
Alouf:   Hey, there's the brown man!  Barry, good to see you my main man!
UnfitFinley:   You don't understand my struggles!!  Leave me alone, pay attention to me!
bud_is_wiser:   Now Barry, don't you be doing any of those steroids when you go out there onto the field, or else I'm going to have to give you a stink eye!
UnfitFinley:   why are you accusing me of these things, I'll bust you up
Alouf:   Barry you jokester!  You'll be starting in centerfield for today's game!   We love you!  <3
FrandsFerdinand:   wtf??
south_correia:   yeah, what the hell is going on?
UnfitFinley:   pffft, and HOW long have you guys played here?