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FrandsFerdinand:
I'm getting closer and closer, and I'm really grateful to have a chance, but I
have to be patient for an opportunity. |
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FrandsFerdinand:
I'm still young, but having 'Giants' across my chest makes me the happiest guy
alive. Even though I lost my brother to cancer a few years ago. He was
a real inspiration. |
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Alouf:
Right, but I think if we give his legs enough work we can work Barry into the
lineup by opening day. |
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FrandsFerdinand:
I uh, what? That was |
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Alouf:
You're telling me! |
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FrandsFerdinand:
/makes face |
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south_correia:
Did you guys see how well I did in the Texas game? I'm really
busting my ass to get that fifth spot in the rotation. |
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bud_is_wiser:
We are planning to launch a full investigation. |
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south_correia:
On my game? Or on me trying? I don't understa- |
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bud_is_wiser:
We are going to have to form a committee to develop questions for people who
will decide which questions should be on the pre-investigation investigation. So it
may take a while. |
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Alouf:
We're going to bat you four times per lineup, more than likely in the first
three positions and the fifth, to help you drive yourself in several times at once. |
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south_correia:
what the sam hell are you talking about to me??? |
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Alouf:
You... oh, oh sorry white guy, I thought you were Barry Bonds for a second.
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bud_is_wiser:
I could've sworn you were all "the American people." |
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Alouf:
Was the other guy Barry Bonds? I don't remember what color he was.
Was he brown? |
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FrandsFerdinand:
No, I'm Kevin Frandsen, I'm a prospect. And I'm still standing right
here in front of you. |
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bud_is_wiser:
Are you sure? The wall over there does clearly say "GIANTS."
And your shirt! It says GIANTS as well. |
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Alouf:
Yeah, he's right, it does. |
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**Online Host**
UnfitFinley has entered the chatroom. |
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UnfitFinley:
HEEEY AIRYBODY! |
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Alouf:
Hey, there's the brown man! Barry, good to see you my main man! |
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UnfitFinley:
You don't understand my struggles!! Leave me alone, pay attention to me! |
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bud_is_wiser:
Now Barry, don't you be doing any of those steroids when you go out there onto
the field, or else I'm going to have to give you a stink eye! |
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UnfitFinley:
why are you accusing me of these things, I'll bust you up |
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Alouf:
Barry you jokester! You'll be starting in centerfield for today's game!
We love you! <3 |
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FrandsFerdinand:
wtf?? |
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south_correia:
yeah, what the hell is going on? |
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UnfitFinley:
pffft, and HOW long have you guys played here? |