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CotaManyColors: /whiff |
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TracyTakesOn: ...alright that's it. I'm sick and tired of you girls swinging at every pitch you get. If you aren't more selective and don't wait for the right pitch, you're not going to get the hits you want. |
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TracyTakesOn: If you boys learn anything in the 25 minutes I will probably be coach, learn PATIENCE. I'm going to PREACH PLATE PATIENCE here. |
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TracyTakesOn: When you get up to bat I want you to be PATIENT and WAIT until I tell you you can swing. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SWING UNLESS I SAY SO. |
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TracyTakesOn: If you swing before I say so I will pull out my old timey revolver and shoot you square in the chest. Who is up next? |
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CotaManyColors: Casey's at the bat. |
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god_doumit: this isn't going to end well |
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TracyTakesOn: Okay Sean, remember what I said. If you don't I'm instructing the big ass parrot to eat out your eyeballs. |
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CaseyMasterpiece: aw junks i ain't swingen at nothin |
| **Online Host** Fastball down the middle, strike one. |
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CaseyMasterpiece: /remains motionless |
| **Online Host** Fastball down the middle, strike two. |
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CaseyMasterpiece: okay, you won't i should swing at the next one? |
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TracyTakesOn: /glares |
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CaseyMasterpiece: sorry coach |
| **Online Host** Fastball down the middle, strike three. |
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CaseyMasterpiece:
oh bother i guess i'm out, well i didn't swing at anything just like you said /begins to leave batters box |
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TracyTakesOn: /glares |
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CaseyMasterpiece: i, uh, i guess i can just stand here then i mean it ain't like there's a game goin on or nothin |
| **Online Host** Slowball down the middle, strike four. **Online Host** Underhanded lob down the middle, strike five. |
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CaseyMasterpiece:
/remains motionless /looks frightened |
| **Online Host** Ball carried to the plate by carrier pigeon, strike six. **Online Host** Ball set up gingerly on tee on home plate. Ball is just sitting there. |
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SurrenderTheCastle: FOR A LOVE OF GOD MAN LET THA BOY SWING, YA |
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TracyTakesOn: /leans. You think we should let him swing this time? |
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invadermanto: no, more patience is imperative |
| **Online Host** 4 days have passed. **Online Host** The pitcher has walked up to CaseyMasterpiece and glued the ball to his bat. **Online Host** Strike 22,144. |
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CaseyMasterpiece: /remains motionless |
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TracyTakesOn:
okay hold on hold on hold on |
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TracyTakesOn:
swi- no sw- no swiiiii |
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TracyTakesOn: swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- |
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CaseyMasterpiece: you are such a terrible coach |
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TracyTakesOn: Oh God, I know. |
